I can imagine the commentary going something like this:
There's people on the oche, they think it's all over …
OH MY GOD THEY'VE GOT DARTS IN THEIR HEADS! THEY'VE GOT DARTS EMBEDDED IN THEIR SKULLS!
Darts is coming home! It's coming home!
Who did we beat?
Australia, well i say Australia. simon Whitlock ( bonefide aussie ) and Paul ( im a geordie really ) Nicholson.
Why did Paul Nicholson play for Australia?
Does he just like being the villain or does he have Aussie parentage?
coz hes a tw3t
apparently he went there once, well thats what i heard anyway.
Who was England's winning duo?
Well, I suppose that is a pretty unstoppable team!
Stoke-on-Trent's finest.
to be honest, it was painfull to watch. Taylor struggled all the way up to the semis when lewis basically carried him, but in the final lewis went to pieces and taylor done the business.
anyway, it was quite ammusing watching the geordie aussie afterwards, he seemed a bit upset.
bless him.
Yes he did didn't he !! He was almost head butting the setting! Then in his Newcastle accent stated " we will will this thing next time "
Don't lie, England never win anything.
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erm, England just won the world cup!
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posted on 5/2/12
I can imagine the commentary going something like this:
There's people on the oche, they think it's all over …
OH MY GOD THEY'VE GOT DARTS IN THEIR HEADS! THEY'VE GOT DARTS EMBEDDED IN THEIR SKULLS!
posted on 5/2/12
Darts is coming home! It's coming home!
Who did we beat?
posted on 5/2/12
Australia, well i say Australia. simon Whitlock ( bonefide aussie ) and Paul ( im a geordie really ) Nicholson.
posted on 5/2/12
Why did Paul Nicholson play for Australia?
posted on 5/2/12
Does he just like being the villain or does he have Aussie parentage?
posted on 5/2/12
coz hes a tw3t
apparently he went there once, well thats what i heard anyway.
posted on 5/2/12
Who was England's winning duo?
posted on 5/2/12
taylor and lewis.
posted on 5/2/12
Well, I suppose that is a pretty unstoppable team!
Stoke-on-Trent's finest.
posted on 5/2/12
to be honest, it was painfull to watch. Taylor struggled all the way up to the semis when lewis basically carried him, but in the final lewis went to pieces and taylor done the business.
anyway, it was quite ammusing watching the geordie aussie afterwards, he seemed a bit upset.
bless him.
posted on 6/2/12
Yes he did didn't he !! He was almost head butting the setting! Then in his Newcastle accent stated " we will will this thing next time "
posted on 16/2/12
Don't lie, England never win anything.
posted on 18/9/12
Simon Nunwick
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