Thanks for starting this thread , I was going to do something similar tonight.

I shall be doing the walk tomorrow and so far have raised just under £70 for a very good cause.

As you rightly put it, we don't know how lucky we are sometimes.

Good cause

Are you aware you spelt itchy wrong in your name though? Just sayin.

Are you aware you spelt itchy wrong in your name though? Just sayin.
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no I wasn't...thanks for pointing that out! watch this space...

Sorted Didnt want people think you were German!

What's wrong with Germans?

I'm a quarter German and it accounts for my 'quality traits'.

The other three quarters account for my 'partying, bigamy & thuggishness'.

As you're only a quarter German RB ..does that mean when you're on holiday abroad, you only use a hand towel, instead of a bath towel, to reserve a place near the swimmin' pool every morning?

My queue jumping tactics at the hotel buffet and outside the lift are first class

I have a german bayonet that my great grandad "borrowed" from a german in WW1. Could be worth a few bob now. It has been under my bed for going on 15 years now.

There is a German Shephard next door to me. Well annoying, keeps jumping over the hedge and pooing on my garden...

and he's got this dog...

Robot....that was bad, not bad but terrible!

Still made me giggle though! I choked on my bacon barm...

I was clearing out my late German Grandfather's closet and decided to give all his old clothes to the local charity shop.

I handed over the bag of clothes to the shop assistant who was rummaging through it when a horrified expression formed on her face.

"How dare you bring this uniform in to my shop" she exclaimed angrily. "This is a symbol of pain, shame and humiliation."

Hugely embarrassed at this turn of events, I quickly took back the bag.

"I'm truly sorry" I said. "I had no idea he was an Arsenal fan."