More about me:

Currently living in Kent. It's a nice little place with its very own post office and co-op.

I wouldn't say im a plastic, I just can't decide between Chelsea or Arsenal (This is a mockup joke as I do indeed support Liverpool and have done for numerous years)
I like John Barnes as he is an amazing rapper. He's up there with vanilla ice and Boris Johnson in my opinion.

I made a little rap to reflect my life.

My dad was born India
My mum is a Brummy
I now live in Kent
Struggling for Money

I grew up as a boy
And now work in a shop
People call me a serial killer
But I love coco pops

I support Liverpool
With a red flag beside me
I hate Ryan Giggs
But Imogen is Tidy!

it needs a bit of work but I'm getting there

YNWA