More about me:

I went to the doctor in my Man United shirt and shorts ,
“ Could you check me out Doctor “ I said ,
“I’m feeling out of sorts .
Sometimes I get quite erratic and others times ecstatic ,
Is there a cure for a Manchester United fanatic ?”
The doctor smiles and he said to me ,
“No there's no cure at all ,
You’re just another fan like me ,
Of the best team in football !”