Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, and getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Renault van ran out of fuel. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: 'I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.'
Exactly
Love how I logged on here seconds after you put that pun
Why do the French have only one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is an oeuf
Changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Random inane question:
When is it considered socially acceptable to listen to Christmas songs?
I listen to them all year round but not allowed to in this house yet
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 32 minutes ago
Random inane question:
When is it considered socially acceptable to listen to Christmas songs?
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I say 1st December onwards, are lass says Bonfire night onwards.
We compromised and "we" listen to them from Halloween onwards.
comment by JustYourAverageFan (U21016)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 32 minutes ago
Random inane question:
When is it considered socially acceptable to listen to Christmas songs?
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I say 1st December onwards, are lass says Bonfire night onwards.
We compromised and "we" listen to them from Halloween onwards.
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That's more like it!
It begins to get annoying when you've listened to WHAM 34 times and it's only November 12th...
I wish there were some new Christmas songs . . .
It begins to get annoying when you've listened to WHAM 34 times and it's only lunch time . . .
(corrected that for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRMjEYlK4PU
ur welcome
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRMjEYlK4PU
ur welcome
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I knew it would be this song!!
My little sisters used to play that all the time.
Ghost of christmas past
Kit are you watching the mighty mighty England?
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posted on 18/11/20
and you cba . . . . . .
posted on 18/11/20
Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, and getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Renault van ran out of fuel. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: 'I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.'
posted on 18/11/20
Exactly
Love how I logged on here seconds after you put that pun
posted on 18/11/20
Why do the French have only one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is an oeuf
posted on 18/11/20
We must be in synch
posted on 18/11/20
Changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
posted on 18/11/20
posted on 18/11/20
Random inane question:
When is it considered socially acceptable to listen to Christmas songs?
posted on 18/11/20
Christmas eve imo.
posted on 18/11/20
I listen to them all year round but not allowed to in this house yet
posted on 18/11/20
Sensible.
posted on 18/11/20
Restrictive
posted on 18/11/20
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 32 minutes ago
Random inane question:
When is it considered socially acceptable to listen to Christmas songs?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I say 1st December onwards, are lass says Bonfire night onwards.
We compromised and "we" listen to them from Halloween onwards.
posted on 18/11/20
comment by JustYourAverageFan (U21016)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 32 minutes ago
Random inane question:
When is it considered socially acceptable to listen to Christmas songs?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I say 1st December onwards, are lass says Bonfire night onwards.
We compromised and "we" listen to them from Halloween onwards.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's more like it!
posted on 18/11/20
It begins to get annoying when you've listened to WHAM 34 times and it's only November 12th...
posted on 18/11/20
I wish there were some new Christmas songs . . .
posted on 18/11/20
It begins to get annoying when you've listened to WHAM 34 times and it's only lunch time . . .
(corrected that for you
posted on 18/11/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRMjEYlK4PU
ur welcome
posted on 18/11/20
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRMjEYlK4PU
ur welcome
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I knew it would be this song!!
My little sisters used to play that all the time.
Ghost of christmas past
posted on 18/11/20
And I know all the words
posted on 18/11/20
Never heard it before.
posted on 18/11/20
Lucky you
posted on 18/11/20
posted on 18/11/20
Kit are you watching the mighty mighty England?
posted on 18/11/20
Innnnn gaaaaaar Lund
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