To answer your question - I dunno where our resident Scot is. I last spoke to him on the Israel v Scotland thread.
Solomon was on song that night
I thort Scotland were good now
Over to you Pun ..........................................
Or Serbia were just really really bad
Took car for MOT - passed. Just need one tyre. Can tax it now.
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
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Took car for MOT - passed. Just need one tyre. Can tax it now.
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I don't get it but that'll do for pun of the day
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Need 8 more. 10 puns a day are like 10 press-ups a day for the brain
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A brain sturgeon.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea. ☀️
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta
Oh, are we still on car puns?
I morphed from cars to fish to brains.
The topic can be whatever you want it to be
Kitty, pun is going to be well jel
Also.. welcome back to the thread
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Toot toot 🎺
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To answer your question - I dunno where our resident Scot is. I last spoke to him on the Israel v Scotland thread.
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Who won?
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Israel
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Solomon was on song that night
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Ffs
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I thort Scotland were good now
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Over to you Pun ..........................................
posted on 20/11/20
Or Serbia were just really really bad
posted on 20/11/20
Took car for MOT - passed. Just need one tyre. Can tax it now.
posted on 20/11/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 9 minutes ago
Took car for MOT - passed. Just need one tyre. Can tax it now.
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I don't get it but that'll do for pun of the day
posted on 20/11/20
posted on 20/11/20
Car puns are exhausting.
posted on 20/11/20
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
posted on 20/11/20
Need 8 more. 10 puns a day are like 10 press-ups a day for the brain
posted on 20/11/20
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A brain sturgeon.
posted on 20/11/20
Go on Kit
posted on 20/11/20
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea. ☀️
posted on 20/11/20
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta
posted on 20/11/20
Oh, are we still on car puns?
I morphed from cars to fish to brains.
posted on 20/11/20
The topic can be whatever you want it to be
posted on 20/11/20
Kitty, pun is going to be well jel
posted on 20/11/20
Why
posted on 20/11/20
Also.. welcome back to the thread
posted on 20/11/20
You can tell him kit
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