Yeah i think I just tweaked my MCL. It’s fine really just hurts if I try kick a ball really hard (especially if I don’t make clean contact)

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Hyperextension injuries hurt like fack, and ligaments take forever to heal because they have rubbish blood supply

One guy in my football team, jumped up to hoof a ball - missed it completely and tore his MCL, Miniscus and ACL on landing. Was out for like a year and a half.

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 49 seconds ago
One guy in my football team, jumped up to hoof a ball - missed it completely and tore his MCL, Miniscus and ACL on landing. Was out for like a year and a half.
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I'd imagine you could probably hear that from the next county. Surprisingly loud when knee ligaments go. I think a meniscus tear would be audible too

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I’d like to congratulate Amanda on his/her/them’s gracious response to Edin’s passive aggressiveness

Was a bad game that, first 5 mins someone stood on my ankle as I twisted it (ballooned for like a month). Then he went and did that, then in the dying moments one of the guys landed on the floor and snapped his forearm bones clean thru and it went all floppy.

We were 3-0 down at the time and it was the 82nd minute and decided to call it

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posted 34 seconds ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 17 seconds ago
One guy in my football team, jumped up to hoof a ball - missed it completely and tore his MCL, Miniscus and ACL on landing. Was out for like a year and a half.
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Ouch. My mate slipped on a bottle dancing in a club and tore his ACL, got up and carried on drinking & dancing. Wasn’t til he woke up the next morning it became apparent he was facked.
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Yeah he managed to walk to the hospital after.

@amanda - it was heard to hear anything amidst his screaming

comment by Hello You Conte (U3338)
posted 2 minutes ago
I’d like to congratulate Amanda on his/her/them’s gracious response to Edin’s passive aggressiveness
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My name is literally "A man to hug and kiss."

...I usually respond to "oi you caaant" though

I broke my metatarsal in 2 places during a cup game once. We were 1-0 up and had used all our subs so I played the last 10 mins or so.

Went to the hospital the next day 🤦‍♂️

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comment by Hello You Conte (U3338)
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I’d like to congratulate Amanda on his/her/them’s gracious response to Edin’s passive aggressiveness
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My name is literally "A man to hug and kiss."

...I usually respond to "oi you caaant" though
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‘Him’ then

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comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 34 seconds ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 17 seconds ago
One guy in my football team, jumped up to hoof a ball - missed it completely and tore his MCL, Miniscus and ACL on landing. Was out for like a year and a half.
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Ouch. My mate slipped on a bottle dancing in a club and tore his ACL, got up and carried on drinking & dancing. Wasn’t til he woke up the next morning it became apparent he was facked.
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Yeah he managed to walk to the hospital after.

@amanda - it was heard to hear anything amidst his screaming
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Bloke's ACL went in a rugby match once, I was miles away but you could hear it so clearly. Snap > scream

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posted about a minute ago
I was once playing football and was through on goal, keeper came flying out on his knees all Schmeicel like and I went to knock the ball over him into the net but he saved it with his face. The ball was quite an old school tatty one, and he seemed to be making a meal of being hit in the face with it. Turned out a bit of leather had gone through his lower eyelid and got stuck - was the weirdest thing. He had to go straight off to A&E and they removed it and stitched his eyelid, was lucky not to lose an eye!
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Ouch! I bet he wished you’d just finished properly and put the ball in the back of the net.

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My name is literally "A man to hug and kiss."

...I usually respond to "oi you caaant" though
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‘Him’ then
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Call me what you like

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Trod on a bottle at a party once. I was barefoot cos I'd been splashing about with a lass. Predictably enough the bottle smashed, cut into the sole of my foot. Got it sewn up by some goooon of a nurse who stuck the anaesthetic needle into the open wound and didn't clean it out properly, so when I went to get the stitches out it turned out he'd sewn it shut with mud and grass inside, so a chunk of flesh had died and started to rot. They cut it off with a pair of scissors

Edin’s passive aggressiveness

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A cornerstone of GN

You know, I've never enjoyed lying in bed with any woman any where near to the girl I saw the most in Cambodia. I just loved being in bed with her. From the first night we slept together, it just stood out as feeling so comfortable, and I came to love the feel of her body against mine.

The girl I slept with the other night, was....well, she rolled into my arms after sxe for me to hold her. It should have felt nice. But it was just annoying. The one today, god almighty I am so grateful she went when she did.

There were a couple of others in Cambodia I quite liked having in my bed, but most I was at best ambivalent about, and none came close to my number one girl who in the end broke my heart so badly that I would cry in my sleep.

comment by Amanda Hugginkiss (U11574)
posted about an hour ago
Trod on a bottle at a party once. I was barefoot cos I'd been splashing about with a lass. Predictably enough the bottle smashed, cut into the sole of my foot. Got it sewn up by some goooon of a nurse who stuck the anaesthetic needle into the open wound and didn't clean it out properly, so when I went to get the stitches out it turned out he'd sewn it shut with mud and grass inside, so a chunk of flesh had died and started to rot. They cut it off with a pair of scissors
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That sounds horrendous

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59937510

comment by Dim Sim Flung (U22695)
posted about an hour ago
You know, I've never enjoyed lying in bed with any woman any where near to the girl I saw the most in Cambodia. I just loved being in bed with her. From the first night we slept together, it just stood out as feeling so comfortable, and I came to love the feel of her body against mine.

The girl I slept with the other night, was....well, she rolled into my arms after sxe for me to hold her. It should have felt nice. But it was just annoying. The one today, god almighty I am so grateful she went when she did.

There were a couple of others in Cambodia I quite liked having in my bed, but most I was at best ambivalent about, and none came close to my number one girl who in the end broke my heart so badly that I would cry in my sleep.
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Why do you think this is?

comment by Hello You Conte (U3338)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Dim Sim Flung (U22695)
posted about an hour ago
You know, I've never enjoyed lying in bed with any woman any where near to the girl I saw the most in Cambodia. I just loved being in bed with her. From the first night we slept together, it just stood out as feeling so comfortable, and I came to love the feel of her body against mine.

The girl I slept with the other night, was....well, she rolled into my arms after sxe for me to hold her. It should have felt nice. But it was just annoying. The one today, god almighty I am so grateful she went when she did.

There were a couple of others in Cambodia I quite liked having in my bed, but most I was at best ambivalent about, and none came close to my number one girl who in the end broke my heart so badly that I would cry in my sleep.
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Why do you think this is?
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because i loved one of them and didn't love the others ?

Going to Lamu tomorrow. Been somewhere on my list for a fair few years. Will probably be shti