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comment by Two Balls, One Saka (U19684)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
The article says he paid £150 for shex which indicates he was probably after something specifically skanky. A minted footballer would surely usually go for a higher class escort than that??

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Can someone ask J if this is accurate? Thanks

comment by Bãles left boot (U22081)
posted 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
comment by Two Balls, One Saka (U19684)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
The article says he paid £150 for shex which indicates he was probably after something specifically skanky. A minted footballer would surely usually go for a higher class escort than that??

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Can someone ask J if this is accurate? Thanks
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If there are any readers who don't understand this comment, let me help you.

J has explained that he hasn't paid for the company of the women he has been with on his recent trip, whilst others who weren't there claimed that he must have done, because they were attractive women, and J is probably not in their view someone who attractive women would be interested in.

Bales here has gone to the trouble of introducing a comment from another thread, to ask J what the normal price paid is to have sxe with a prostitute.

This is implying that J is the person who knows how much prostitutes charge, because the women that he goes with charge him (even though he has explained that this isn't the case), and nobody else knows how much prostitutes charge because they are handsome and funny and completely oblivious to the world of prostitution and such like, and would be incapable of even making a guess at how much a prostitute charges.

It is Bales' idea of a joke, and an example of his brilliant sharp wit and original sense of humour, which means that he has the company of gorgeous and charming women without paying for them, as they are falling over themselves to hear his jokes.

It also enables us and any readers to roar with laughter at his brilliant imagination and originality.

Hurrah !

Sounds like to me J that these women actually wanted to be paid for having you shaag them, which would imply they are escorts. You being a shiity customer, refused payment which in your mind means your not sleeping with escorts but really just makes you an assshole and taking a service without fair payment.

comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
posted 11 minutes ago
Sounds like to me J that these women actually wanted to be paid for having you shaag them
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When you say it sounds to you like....what are you actually referring to there ? What exactly sounds to you like ?

comment by Dim not sing (U22695)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
posted 11 minutes ago
Sounds like to me J that these women actually wanted to be paid for having you shaag them
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When you say it sounds to you like....what are you actually referring to there ? What exactly sounds to you like ?
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Doesn’t sound like anything at all actually. Forgive me for sugar coating it. Should have just piled in on you, as once again you focus in on the accusation against you rather than your cuuunty behaviour.

You said they wanted payment after the deed and you refused.

To take it out of the pervy seeex tourist context and put it into a fairly normal context. My cleaner comes, cleans my home and requests payment at the end for a service delivered. I then refuse her payment because I boast on the internet that I don’t pay for cleaners. Does that make me a cuuunt? I think so, makes it even worse when you take it back to seeex. Seeex is still regardless of payment an intimate thing as you should have choice in the matter. If these women knew after you’d be a cuuunt and refuse payment I doubt they’d have carried it out.

I mean ffs, a 3some including a midget is definitely a niche service that you’d pay for. I got around a lot before settling down and no such opportunities presented themselves to me or anyone I know.

comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by Dim not sing (U22695)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
posted 11 minutes ago
Sounds like to me J that these women actually wanted to be paid for having you shaag them
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When you say it sounds to you like....what are you actually referring to there ? What exactly sounds to you like ?
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Doesn’t sound like anything at all actually. Forgive me for sugar coating it. Should have just piled in on you, as once again you focus in on the accusation against you rather than your cuuunty behaviour.

You said they wanted payment after the deed and you refused.

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I said that a girl asked me for payment and I said no.

ie I declined to have sxe with her because it entailed payment.

That is not similar to you or someone else ordering a cleaner and then when they get to your house you tell them you aren't going to pay them.

I did not "boast on the internet" that I don't pay for cleaners, women or whatever.

I was told by another poster that I paid for the women I had been with, and I explained that I didn't pay for the women I had been with.

I was then told by you that it sounds like they wanted to be paid and I refused which made me a crap customer. I then asked on what basis does it sound like they wanted to be paid.

I was then reminded of an occasion when I was asked for payment for sxe and I said no thanks I wont bother.

The upshot of which is apparently that I'm a cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttt who doesn't pay for cleaners who have cleaned his home and boasts on the internet about it.

I think you might be having some kind of turn Mylo tbh.

You got any more gems to share Mylo ?

Let's have another angry Mylo anology

RIGHT

WELL THEN YOU CNNNUTTTTTT

IT'S LIKE THIS

YOU DESCRIBED AN EVENING WHICH YOU HAD WITH A WOMAN AND YOU POSTED HER PHOTO AND SHE LOOKED PRETTY.

SO IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU ARE BEING A CNUUUT TO MY CLEANER I HAVE TO CLEAN MY HOUSE AND YOU REFUSED TO PAY MY CLEANER FOR CLEANING AND SO YOU ARE A CNNNUTTT WHO HAS SXE WITH WOMEN WHO EXPECT TO BE PAID AND THEN RUN OFF WITHOUT PAYING. AND IF YOU DID THAT TO A WOMAN YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT TO MY CLEANER.

IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ???

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Enough Wordle already

We want more Mylo

MYLO
MYLO
MYLO
MYLO

comment by Dim not sing (U22695)
posted 6 minutes ago
You got any more gems to share Mylo ?

Let's have another angry Mylo anology
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I’m not angry - just pretty disgusted.

Also let’s get it right, I’ve never seen you post a picture of a pretty girl you’ve slept with. Our standards vastly differ.

I’d never or need to pay for seeex. And if I did, I’d make sure they looked the part before handing over my cold hard cash. If these are the quality of women you pay for, imagine what the ones who you don’t hand over currency to look like.

You need a feckin intervention. If you were my mate or a family member I’d sit you down and try get your life straight.

comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
posted 28 seconds ago

I’m not angry - just pretty disgusted.

Also let’s get it right, I’ve never seen you post a picture of a pretty girl you’ve slept with. Our standards vastly differ.

I’d never or need to pay for seeex. And if I did, I’d make sure they looked the part before handing over my cold hard cash. If these are the quality of women you pay for, imagine what the ones who you don’t hand over currency to look like.

You need a feckin intervention. If you were my mate or a family member I’d sit you down and try get your life straight.
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So you're now abandoning your initial argument that they wanted me to pay them but forgot to ask, and abandoning your next argument which was that they asked me to pay them but I ran off which was like stealing from your cleaner.

and are now going arguing like Bales that actually I did pay them, but just adding that you think they were ugly, and that you find this disgusting .

OK fella, thanks for the contribution

Are there any black women that you do find attractive Mylo, and don't find disgusting ?

I know that when I posted a photo of a girl who was a size 6 and about 5 foot 5, that she looked like she could beat the shti out of me. So maybe there's some issues there on your part ????

* you said that she looked like...*

MYLO'S INTERVENTION

Now you listen to me

OK

I've seen what you've been doing

OK ?

I know you've been paying these...African women to sleep with you

Eh ?

It's disgusting

I haven't paid them to sleep with me

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE PAID THEM OR NOT. IT'S DISGUSTING

What's disgusting ?

YOU....You You KNOW FAKCIN WELL WHAT IS DIGUSTING, AND IT IS FAKCIN DISGUSTING

What is ?

IT IS. WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING WITH.....WITH THEM SORT

What sort ?

DON'T YOU GET FAKCIN SMART WITH ME. IM FKACIN HELPING YOU. YOU FACKIN DISGUSTING LOW LIFE. AFRICANS. AFRICANS ?? FAK IN EL. IT MAKES MY FAKCIN BLOOD BOIL JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT.

Are you angry ?

No, I'm not angry, I'm just DISGUSTED.

Is your cleaner from Africa Mylo ?

WANTED

A cleaner is wanted for my house.

The applicant should be a woman, because cleaning my house is a great example of something that a woman would do that you would pay her for.

Preferably African, but if not actually from Africa then darker tones are preferred for this role.

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 35 minutes ago
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Tricky one that

Also blarmy wtf was your 4th word?

Goin eye dr too check out my eyeballz 2day

when i go back to england i want to go my doctor, and i want to say "doctor, long beach fkcued up my hearing for good tonight, alright".