Joke day

In my day we have this amazing new invention called a calculator so we don't round it up at all

Juke

Like I say, dumbed down.

I love pi............

Did you know that one third of the world's population is obese,and the other three quarters are just fat,and too lazy to answer the survey.

BBAB

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

BTW BBAB

I got that one off QI.

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I love pi............

Did you know that one third of the world's population is obese,and the other three quarters are just fat,and too lazy to answer the survey.
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What about the ones who eat pasty rolls or whatever the feck they are?

QI is quality

Did you know some bloke had to cut a hole in the basketball net,as the eejits had to climb up and get the ball out for years...............another QI fact.

Also from Bill Bailey and Mr Fry

Instead of lol,and rofl,we have m.a.s....mildly amused smirk,or n.e.l,i....not even laughing inwardly.
Kids are now saying lol whilst walking down the street,instead of laughing.Imagine that in an audience at the Apollo?

tgbas

Ya mean pasty baps,an Ulster classic.We have pink wan's locally,and are lovely with a curry chip.
Was it you who queried our curry chip,peas,mushroom n onion speciality?.

I love Glasgow battered black pudding n haggis.Proper drinking food.

Laugh out loud

We have pink wan's locally
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. Be very careful if you bite into a pink pudding.