Youll like this puyol, been cracked a few times, i think its bh's joke
Old guy heads into his local after it was closed for renovation
The places is looking great, new decor, carpet etc, new owners and staff
Next to the bar it says
Cheese burger and chips £3.65
Chicken burger and chip £3:99
Hand jobs £10:00
The old fella makes his way to the bar where there are 3 lovelies ready to serve, one comes over and says can I help you sir
Yea he says quietly , is it you that gives the hand jobs
She says as a matter of fact it is!
Wll wash you hands I want a cheese burger
mick ,my heid is scrambled,cannot think of one so abandon thread ya miser that you are.
laudrup,recycled before xmas but you tried,which according to Monday Mick is more than I did.
Cadburys are bringing out a new chocolate bar in the far east
It might be a chinese wispa
@Martin1Williams: Irritate staff at a #Tesco Express by asking if it stops at Glasgow Queen Street
Whats the best part about pumpin a tranny?
Reaching round and pretending it went all the way through.
Got to admire the balls of anyone who wears lycra cycling shorts.
Wasted thousands on evening classes in contortionism. Could kick myself.
Folk still think Hitler was a monster. According to a recent Pole.
Why did the scarecrow receive a medal?
Because he was outstanding on his field
Specialist said I am a hypochondriac. I said "Not that as well"
Did you hear about the suicidal twin?
She killed her sister by mistake!
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's donner van!
Not a joke really, but made me LMAO watching the telly the other night - Dalziel & Pascoe I think
"He was killed with a blow to the head with a sand wedge"
"Must have been a stale one"
What's pink, wrinkly, and hangs out my boxers?
Your mum
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I saw an AA mechanic sitting in his truck with his head in his hands and crying.
I think he was heading for a breakdown.
What's grey and comes in pints?
An elephant
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posted on 3/1/14
posted on 3/1/14
Youll like this puyol, been cracked a few times, i think its bh's joke
Old guy heads into his local after it was closed for renovation
The places is looking great, new decor, carpet etc, new owners and staff
Next to the bar it says
Cheese burger and chips £3.65
Chicken burger and chip £3:99
Hand jobs £10:00
The old fella makes his way to the bar where there are 3 lovelies ready to serve, one comes over and says can I help you sir
Yea he says quietly , is it you that gives the hand jobs
She says as a matter of fact it is!
Wll wash you hands I want a cheese burger
posted on 3/1/14
mick ,my heid is scrambled,cannot think of one so abandon thread ya miser that you are.
posted on 3/1/14
posted on 3/1/14
laudrup,recycled before xmas but you tried,which according to Monday Mick is more than I did.
posted on 3/1/14
Bah humbug mick
posted on 3/1/14
posted on 3/1/14
Cadburys are bringing out a new chocolate bar in the far east
It might be a chinese wispa
posted on 3/1/14
@Martin1Williams: Irritate staff at a #Tesco Express by asking if it stops at Glasgow Queen Street
posted on 3/1/14
Whats the best part about pumpin a tranny?
Reaching round and pretending it went all the way through.
posted on 3/1/14
Got to admire the balls of anyone who wears lycra cycling shorts.
posted on 3/1/14
Wasted thousands on evening classes in contortionism. Could kick myself.
posted on 3/1/14
Folk still think Hitler was a monster. According to a recent Pole.
posted on 3/1/14
Why did the scarecrow receive a medal?
Because he was outstanding on his field
posted on 3/1/14
Specialist said I am a hypochondriac. I said "Not that as well"
posted on 3/1/14
Did you hear about the suicidal twin?
She killed her sister by mistake!
posted on 3/1/14
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's donner van!
posted on 3/1/14
Not a joke really, but made me LMAO watching the telly the other night - Dalziel & Pascoe I think
"He was killed with a blow to the head with a sand wedge"
"Must have been a stale one"
posted on 3/1/14
What's pink, wrinkly, and hangs out my boxers?
Your mum
posted on 3/1/14
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 3/1/14
I saw an AA mechanic sitting in his truck with his head in his hands and crying.
I think he was heading for a breakdown.
posted on 3/1/14
Thats ancient Juke ffs
posted on 3/1/14
All of them!!
posted on 3/1/14
What's grey and comes in pints?
An elephant
posted on 3/1/14
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