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Tunnocks Farce Cup Update

While everyone was trying their hardest to care about the international teams (and obviously failing), fans of the lower league clubs in Scotland had a double dose of nonchalance as we tried to gain any interest whatsoever in Scotland's most farcical cup, the Tunnochs caramel wafer cup. The farce continues.

Thankfully both Dundee teams were able to celebrate not having to acknowledge this sham of a competition as both went out. I'm not going to say I'm pleased to see United lose - albeit on penalties - but I will shed no tears at the fact that we will no longer be risking injury to first team players in this disgrace of a competition. I'm sure the Dees feel the same way.

Results (and emoji where appropriate to show my views)

Waterford 3 Hearts Colts 1
Airdrie 3 Bohemians 2
Clyde 3 QOTS 2 <shrug>
ICT 3 Morton 1 <shrug>
Kelty Hearts 1 Solihull Moors Murderers 1 (2-4)
Wrexham 1 Ayr 1 (6-5)
Stenhousemuir 1 TNS 1 (3-1)
Dunfermline 1 Alloa 2 <shrug>
Raith 2 Falkirk 0 <shrug>
DUFC 0 Arbroath 0 (3-4) <shrug>
St Mirren colts 1 Stirling 0
Montrose 0 Partick 2 <shrug>
Formartine 0 Glenavon 3
Connah's Quay Nomads 1 Cove Rangers 0
Dundee 1 Elgin 2 <shrug>

As ever, I wish all the Scottish senior sides luck in the next round, although I don't really care because the competition has been destroyed by the SFA/SPFL.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

followed by facial.

so when ivan kisses her essentially he's having cookies and cream.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

I feel like you've betrayed my trust by asking me if I'm wanting to know then telling me regardless of my response.

Shame on you JFK. Shame on you.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 3 minutes ago
I feel like you've betrayed my trust by asking me if I'm wanting to know then telling me regardless of my response.

Shame on you JFK. Shame on you.
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Technically i u, so you can still trust jfk

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

I've been doing it all wrong!

When she asks for a special I dip my throbber in beaten egg then Ruskoline.

Thank fook, its like shgging Troon beach.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 1 hour ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 3 minutes ago
I feel like you've betrayed my trust by asking me if I'm wanting to know then telling me regardless of my response.

Shame on you JFK. Shame on you.
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Technically i u, so you can still trust jfk
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I've never trusted you

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

I do like Tunnock's Caramel Wafers.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 2 hours, 21 minutes ago
comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 1 hour ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 3 minutes ago
I feel like you've betrayed my trust by asking me if I'm wanting to know then telling me regardless of my response.

Shame on you JFK. Shame on you.
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Technically i u, so you can still trust jfk
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I've never trusted you
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Yeah I’ve been reading in the other thread how you hate us weegie rangers fans cos u live in Aberdeen

Sad really, you were the one foreigner I liked on here (by foreigner I mean not from the central belt)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago



I don't hate weegies or Rangers fans

To be fair I'm less fond of Aberdonians than I am of you lot

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 16 minutes ago


I don't hate weegies or Rangers fans

To be fair I'm less fond of Aberdonians than I am of you lot

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How can you hate Aberdonians? I can't understand a bloody word in Doric.

posted 1 week, 2 days ago


How can you hate Aberdonians?
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That has to be a trick question. 😳

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