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It's becoming anshambles.
i dont get it
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I think he meant paedophile, now does it make sense?
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nope still dont get it, sterling is old enough to bump and grind
the one i knew was.----
i was lying in bed with my girlfriend the other day and she said, do you know what a paedophile is....
i said christ, thats a big word for a 6 year old
duncanedwards_legend (U11713)
Is that a joke or a fact? Be honest.
Is that a joke or a fact? Be honest.
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your sister told me i wasnt allowed to say anything.
dunno what she's embarassed about, im the one who slept with a dipper
Hello is this the police ?
Yes ? How can we help you.
I calling to report my neighbour Wayne Rooney ,he is hiding marijuana in his firewood
Police - Yes thank you for your cooperation and information in combating crime in our society.
The next day, the police descends on Wayne Rooney's house . They search the entertainment area where the firewood is kept. Using axes they chop open every single piece of wood but find no marijuana. They shout and swear at Rooney then leave.
The neighbour (Fergie) rings Rooney ! Did they chop your firewood for the barbeque tonight!
Rooney : Yes Sir
Alex : happy birthday my son
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This isn't a joke but the other night i was in a restaurant in Manchester and David N'Gog sat at the table next to me. He was as undecided at ordering his food as he was at dealing with a football.
He asked what Gnocci was and the waiter said it was a potato based food and N'gog said oh i don't want them can i have a side order of new potatoes
What's pink, fluffy and wears sandals?
Ghandi Floss
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oh my dear god
Hoody, Toor and Roysters were carrying a wardrobe down the stairs.
Hoody says " Toor, this wardrobes a bit heavy, where is Roysters"?
Toor says " He's in the wardrobe, carrying the clothes".
I'll get my coat.
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What's Jackie Chan's Favourite Drink ?
Wah-Tahhh
where do people stand on harvey price jokes??
Wouldn;t i be great to be a dog, you can poo anywhere, get served dinner every day... oh and everytime you have séx with the neighbours dogs it wouldn't be illegal
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila...............
Katie Price - Not everything cheap useless and plastic is China's fault
My Gran caught me having a ham shank the other day..She was so shocked she had a stroke..Surprisingly soft hands for a pensioner !
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I was in Tesco with 2 full trolleys of shopping when a little old lady appeared behind me in the queue. She only had a pint of milk, so I did the decent and said,"If I were you, I'd feck off to another till because I'll be feckin ages"
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I got mugged last night, four big b@st@rds kicked the s h ! t e out of me. Against the odds I managed to knock one out........ Proberly not the best time for a w @ * k, but it could have been my last.
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Just slept with a girl with eczema...
Cracking nipples!
The new FIFA 13 will have a new button layout called the ' Harvey Price', it's not hard to learn, here are some of the main controls :
R1-dribble
R2-dribble
L1-dribble
L2-dribble
Analog sticks-lick opponent/eat grass
My local undertaker has started selling glass coffins, will the catch on?..........
Remains to be seen!
Wonder if I can comment on here?
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.Unless you want to wind up in deep cacky.
Stevei Gerrard walks into a bar. He sees the pub dog sat by the fire licking his bollox.
Stevie says " I wish I could do that "
The land lord says " give him a bone, he might let you ".
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posted on 14/9/12
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posted on 14/9/12
It's becoming anshambles.
posted on 14/9/12
i dont get it
=============================
I think he meant paedophile, now does it make sense?
---------------
nope still dont get it, sterling is old enough to bump and grind
the one i knew was.----
i was lying in bed with my girlfriend the other day and she said, do you know what a paedophile is....
i said christ, thats a big word for a 6 year old
posted on 14/9/12
duncanedwards_legend (U11713)
Is that a joke or a fact? Be honest.
posted on 14/9/12
Is that a joke or a fact? Be honest.
-------
your sister told me i wasnt allowed to say anything.
dunno what she's embarassed about, im the one who slept with a dipper
posted on 14/9/12
Touche.
posted on 14/9/12
posted on 14/9/12
Hello is this the police ?
Yes ? How can we help you.
I calling to report my neighbour Wayne Rooney ,he is hiding marijuana in his firewood
Police - Yes thank you for your cooperation and information in combating crime in our society.
The next day, the police descends on Wayne Rooney's house . They search the entertainment area where the firewood is kept. Using axes they chop open every single piece of wood but find no marijuana. They shout and swear at Rooney then leave.
The neighbour (Fergie) rings Rooney ! Did they chop your firewood for the barbeque tonight!
Rooney : Yes Sir
Alex : happy birthday my son
posted on 14/9/12
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posted on 14/9/12
This isn't a joke but the other night i was in a restaurant in Manchester and David N'Gog sat at the table next to me. He was as undecided at ordering his food as he was at dealing with a football.
He asked what Gnocci was and the waiter said it was a potato based food and N'gog said oh i don't want them can i have a side order of new potatoes
posted on 14/9/12
What's pink, fluffy and wears sandals?
Ghandi Floss
-----------
oh my dear god
posted on 14/9/12
Hoody, Toor and Roysters were carrying a wardrobe down the stairs.
Hoody says " Toor, this wardrobes a bit heavy, where is Roysters"?
Toor says " He's in the wardrobe, carrying the clothes".
I'll get my coat.
posted on 14/9/12
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posted on 14/9/12
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posted on 14/9/12
What's Jackie Chan's Favourite Drink ?
Wah-Tahhh
posted on 14/9/12
where do people stand on harvey price jokes??
posted on 14/9/12
Wouldn;t i be great to be a dog, you can poo anywhere, get served dinner every day... oh and everytime you have séx with the neighbours dogs it wouldn't be illegal
posted on 14/9/12
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila...............
posted on 14/9/12
Katie Price - Not everything cheap useless and plastic is China's fault
posted on 14/9/12
My Gran caught me having a ham shank the other day..She was so shocked she had a stroke..Surprisingly soft hands for a pensioner !
-----------------------
I was in Tesco with 2 full trolleys of shopping when a little old lady appeared behind me in the queue. She only had a pint of milk, so I did the decent and said,"If I were you, I'd feck off to another till because I'll be feckin ages"
-----------------------
I got mugged last night, four big b@st@rds kicked the s h ! t e out of me. Against the odds I managed to knock one out........ Proberly not the best time for a w @ * k, but it could have been my last.
-----------------
Just slept with a girl with eczema...
Cracking nipples!
posted on 14/9/12
The new FIFA 13 will have a new button layout called the ' Harvey Price', it's not hard to learn, here are some of the main controls :
R1-dribble
R2-dribble
L1-dribble
L2-dribble
Analog sticks-lick opponent/eat grass
posted on 14/9/12
My local undertaker has started selling glass coffins, will the catch on?..........
Remains to be seen!
posted on 14/9/12
Wonder if I can comment on here?
posted on 14/9/12
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.Unless you want to wind up in deep cacky.
posted on 14/9/12
Stevei Gerrard walks into a bar. He sees the pub dog sat by the fire licking his bollox.
Stevie says " I wish I could do that "
The land lord says " give him a bone, he might let you ".
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