Now I thought it was over but guess what, they wanted to go and change and then meet up for drinks again later.

I had time to think and figured that this could be a once in a lifetime event and I was worried about performance having emptied my sccrottum the night before so that Saturday night I actually purchased some Viagrra like drug, which I can't remember the name, for the first and only time in my life.

Long story short, it was the best two nights of my life, seksually speaking. Got drunk again, back to my place and I was like a flag pole all night. I'm telling you, I smashed those tight caaaaants harder than ever before and I would flip one like a coin, on her back, on her knees and back again while trying to multitask and finger the other one to keep things wet and slippery.

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 2 minutes ago
Come on, its the tranny thread, surely there was something up a bumhole at some point?
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I got some for you, we're call this one corfu.

I'm off home. You two keep each other company with your tales. No stranglewanks though, them things are deadly.

If I had a camera it would have been a porrn movie FFS. I saw them on the Monday, said our goodbyes and I've never seen or heard from either of them again.

I've actually left a lot out of this story but there you go. Also, I don't bum chicks impromptu as I can't stand the smell of sheet on my dick.

comment by Klopptimus Prime - Die Unerträglichen (U1282)
posted 1 minute ago
If I had a camera it would have been a porrn movie FFS. I saw them on the Monday, said our goodbyes and I've never seen or heard from either of them again.

I've actually left a lot out of this story but there you go. Also, I don't bum chicks impromptu as I can't stand the smell of sheet on my dick.

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Why would you smell your own d!ck?

Yeah, telling that story made me horny so I'm off to have a w@nk and then watch John Wick.

I'll use both hands interchangeably and it'll be like having two birds again.

Why would you smell your own d!ck?
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Sometimes the smell can be strong enough to waft to your nose on its own.

Also, you touch your d!ck and then some of the smell is on your fingers and you want to pick your nose.

Later alligator.

My car smells like Mexican food.

ok Corfu

so its the year 2000 me my brother and 2 other maes fack off last min lads holiday to corfu for a week.

Anyways so main goal is getting laid as per usual and on night 2 me and my mate both get lucky with these scotish slaaags, Average looking but slim, b size funbags and could suck diiiick like a pro.

So a reasonably good start but then for the rest of the week fack all.

So last day I get up and we have to be out the room by about midday. the coach ain't coming until about 10pm so i decide to fack off down to the beach on me jack.

So its pretty quiet on the beach and I put my towel down about 5 meters away from some bint topless with a lovely big set of baps and really slim.

We get talking after a while and after a few hours i go back to her digs and she lets me take a shower as I no longer have a room. We agree to meet for a drink later on about six and off I go.

I Go back and tell the lads and there fackin gutted

So we meet for a drink and 90 mins later we're back in her room going at it hard. She loved it and had me rubbing oil all over her. The freak

Now manfrom this is just for you, I took my cooock out of her oiled it up and stuck in her arrrsee had a good go for 10 mins or so then pulled it out and there some shiiiiiiit on me diiiick

Anyways it got time for me to fack off to the coach but the bint asked to me stay for the week with her and I did.

So I had to go back and tell the lads I was staying for an extra week and you should have seen the look on their faces

her name was Tracy and lives in gatwick area, I ended up seeing her for a while, she was a fackin nymph and she loved the coooock

She was 7-8 years older than me and a bit stalkerish so I had to fack her off after a few months

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 10 minutes ago
My car smells like Mexican food.
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my favourite food mate, what you having

I met my mrs soon after that and my glory story ended there

I'm sure I can think of a few more teenage adventures though

comment by Klopptimus Prime - Die Unerträglichen (U1282)
posted 27 minutes ago
If I had a camera it would have been a porrn movie FFS. I saw them on the Monday, said our goodbyes and I've never seen or heard from either of them again.

I've actually left a lot out of this story but there you go. Also, I don't bum chicks impromptu as I can't stand the smell of sheet on my dick.

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excellent story mamba, thats what i'm talking about

comment by Gaffer Pranks (U6283)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 10 minutes ago
My car smells like Mexican food.
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my favourite food mate, what you having
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Carnitas, chorizo and jalapeño torta , got some chicharones with fried yuca, couple of fish tacos, guacamole, salsa, chips, couple of bits of corn

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Gaffer Pranks (U6283)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 10 minutes ago
My car smells like Mexican food.
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my favourite food mate, what you having
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Carnitas, chorizo and jalapeño torta , got some chicharones with fried yuca, couple of fish tacos, guacamole, salsa, chips, couple of bits of corn
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fish fackin tacos

rest sounds nice.

Mamba says he away for a tug, no problem.

I say “fish” and you’re disgusted?

1912

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
Mamba says he away for a tug, no problem.

I say “fish” and you’re disgusted?
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I like prawns mate

no comment on my corfu story where you got a special mention

why do I bother

comment by Gaffer Pranks (U6283)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
Mamba says he away for a tug, no problem.

I say “fish” and you’re disgusted?
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I like prawns mate
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Or is it shrimp that you like?

comment by Gaffer Pranks (U6283)
posted 18 minutes ago
no comment on my corfu story where you got a special mention

why do I bother
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Yay bum holes!!!!!

The tension mounts