Three tortoises were playing in the backyard when they decided they needed some snacks. They pooled their money and sent the smallest tortoise out to fetch the snacks. Three days passed and there was no sign of the tortoise.

"You know, Winston is getting really slow", said one of the tortoises.

A little voice from just out side the fence said, " If you are going to talk about me I won't go."

Nice story.

Not really relevant on this thread, though, is it.