Sean Dyche looks and sounds like someone you'd get on Scrapheap Challenge.
decent point I guess, if I was a fudgepacker.
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comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 9 minutes ago
Sean Dyche looks and sounds like someone you'd get on Scrapheap Challenge.
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If its the Mirror thats doing the judging the Jose Mourinho has the most in common and appeal from with the ice queen....
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Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the deadliest of them all?
I ask you now
Tears in my eyes
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Pooch
Poch does have the look of a mercilessly bullied schoolboy.
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The more crucial and worthy debate for me would be what do their WAGs look like and where would they rank?
Alan Pardew, well what can I legally say?
Let's just say that many of the WAGS of the clubs he has managed have found his charms irresistible.
Allegedly.
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3rd - Slaven Bilic - Hard, Balkan, Rock God. Just imagine the date he would take you on. To a dive bar then for a good hard pumping round the back while he fought off a gang of thugs with the other arm. Proper hard.
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Angry dirty back alley (ooh matron) sexy time with Slav. You know he's packing....
comment by The Ace Face (U18814)
posted 13 hours, 14 minutes ago
Klopp is a facking lanky scruffy four eyed graceless oaf with teeth like Dwayne Dibbly.
Wenger has a face like a constipated rodent.
Conte uses more hair dye than Mick Jagger & Paul McCartney combined.
Mourhino is a short arris that resembles that meerkat from the insurance ads.
Koeman has the appearance of a simpleton with Downs Syndrome.
Pep has so little hair he makes Daniel Levy look like Chewbacca.
Pardew is a known rapist who molests his own players wives.
And as for Moyes, I've seen gargoyles covered in pigeon shiiit that have better looks, the only ones who give him a run for his money in the unspeakably ugly stakes are that fat squashed up face armchair headed monster Bruce, and that freakishly deformed beast of burden Dowie.
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I agree that armchair head is hideous beyond words, but David "Gollum" Moyes, and Sam "Walrus Chops" alladyce are stern competition
wenger, funnily enough, genuinely looks like a child molestar
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posted on 20/9/16
Sean Dyche looks and sounds like someone you'd get on Scrapheap Challenge.
posted on 20/9/16
decent point I guess, if I was a fudgepacker.
posted on 20/9/16
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posted on 20/9/16
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 9 minutes ago
Sean Dyche looks and sounds like someone you'd get on Scrapheap Challenge.
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posted on 20/9/16
If its the Mirror thats doing the judging the Jose Mourinho has the most in common and appeal from with the ice queen....
posted on 20/9/16
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posted on 20/9/16
Eddie Howe- Ray Mears
posted on 20/9/16
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the deadliest of them all?
I ask you now
Tears in my eyes
posted on 20/9/16
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posted on 20/9/16
Pooch
Poch does have the look of a mercilessly bullied schoolboy.
posted on 20/9/16
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posted on 20/9/16
The more crucial and worthy debate for me would be what do their WAGs look like and where would they rank?
posted on 20/9/16
Alan Pardew, well what can I legally say?
Let's just say that many of the WAGS of the clubs he has managed have found his charms irresistible.
Allegedly.
posted on 20/9/16
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posted on 20/9/16
Sane
posted on 20/9/16
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posted on 20/9/16
3rd - Slaven Bilic - Hard, Balkan, Rock God. Just imagine the date he would take you on. To a dive bar then for a good hard pumping round the back while he fought off a gang of thugs with the other arm. Proper hard.
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Angry dirty back alley (ooh matron) sexy time with Slav. You know he's packing....
posted on 21/9/16
Ace
posted on 21/9/16
comment by The Ace Face (U18814)
posted 13 hours, 14 minutes ago
Klopp is a facking lanky scruffy four eyed graceless oaf with teeth like Dwayne Dibbly.
Wenger has a face like a constipated rodent.
Conte uses more hair dye than Mick Jagger & Paul McCartney combined.
Mourhino is a short arris that resembles that meerkat from the insurance ads.
Koeman has the appearance of a simpleton with Downs Syndrome.
Pep has so little hair he makes Daniel Levy look like Chewbacca.
Pardew is a known rapist who molests his own players wives.
And as for Moyes, I've seen gargoyles covered in pigeon shiiit that have better looks, the only ones who give him a run for his money in the unspeakably ugly stakes are that fat squashed up face armchair headed monster Bruce, and that freakishly deformed beast of burden Dowie.
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I agree that armchair head is hideous beyond words, but David "Gollum" Moyes, and Sam "Walrus Chops" alladyce are stern competition
wenger, funnily enough, genuinely looks like a child molestar
posted on 21/9/16
OP
posted on 21/9/16
Facking hell ACE
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