Just lynch them upside down for a week in a public square from a gallows made from the very same remains of that oak.

Free tomatoes.

I'd give them the birch.

comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 37 minutes ago
That's an awful lot for a tree
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For a tree that's hundreds of years old, it wasn't enough.
Imagine if an ex-pat from the middle-east had done that?

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
Two men have been sentenced to four years and three months in prison for illegally cutting down the Sycamore Gap tree

I hope they both get violently bummed on a regular basis
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R@ped with a big wooden rolling pin

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
Two men have been sentenced to four years and three months in prison for illegally cutting down the Sycamore Gap tree

I hope they both get violently bummed on a regular basis
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R@ped with a big wooden rolling pin
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Frumb 1.08

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JjMxkZKLk4U

A new ‘freedom flotilla’ is on its way to Gaza in another mission to break Israel’s illegal naval blockade, just weeks after the Madleen was seized by Israeli authorities.
The Handala, which set sail from Italy on Sunday, is attempting to deliver food, medicine and essential supplies to the besieged territory.
Amongst those on board are volunteer medics, lawyers, journalists and activists, including US labour organiser Chris Smalls. Members of the leftwing La France Insoumise (LFI) party are also expected to join.

I’d rather see community service for that sort of crime.

Make them contribute to the upkeep of the landscape for the next 10 years.

Yeah it’s a bit ridiculous giving a prison sentence that long for cutting down a faaacking tree.

comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 4 minutes ago
I’d rather see community service for that sort of crime.

Make them contribute to the upkeep of the landscape for the next 10 years.
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This.
Some of the "punishments" being suggested are just fvkin psychotic.

comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 11 minutes ago
I’d rather see community service for that sort of crime.

Make them contribute to the upkeep of the landscape for the next 10 years.
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They can give up their weekends planting a sapling for each day the Sycamore Gap tree lived.

comment by EVERYTHING’S POTE! (U17054)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 11 minutes ago
I’d rather see community service for that sort of crime.

Make them contribute to the upkeep of the landscape for the next 10 years.
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They can give up their weekends planting a sapling for each day the Sycamore Gap tree lived.
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That's fair.

comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 12 minutes ago
Yeah it’s a bit ridiculous giving a prison sentence that long for cutting down a faaacking tree.
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A bit like car theives, they shouldn't be punished just for taking lumps of metal and plastic when there's no shortage of either of those ,materials.

If by ‘a bit’ you mean nothing like then I agree.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 31 minutes ago
comment by EVERYTHING’S POTE! (U17054)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 11 minutes ago
I’d rather see community service for that sort of crime.

Make them contribute to the upkeep of the landscape for the next 10 years.
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They can give up their weekends planting a sapling for each day the Sycamore Gap tree lived.
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That's fair.
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Far better than being violently bummed every day as one poster would have them punished. I wonder if Bobo would like videos of this posted on a daily basis.

The more you read about this Afghan leak the more I despair, I’ve lost count how much this country has facked up in the last 10-15 years putting lives in danger.

And the waaanker that leaked it is still working at the MOD

comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 16 minutes ago
If by ‘a bit’ you mean nothing like then I agree.
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Figure of speech, a car is just a metal, plasic and rubber to use your logic, just like a tree is just a tree.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 16 minutes ago
If by ‘a bit’ you mean nothing like then I agree.
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Figure of speech, a car is just a metal, plasic and rubber to use your logic, just like a tree is just a tree.
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Figure of speech? Is being violently bummed daily just a figure of speech? Or one of your fantasies?

"Trump suggested he could put forth an executive order decreeing that soccer be called football in the United States"

My President

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 1 hour, 54 minutes ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 4 minutes ago
I’d rather see community service for that sort of crime.

Make them contribute to the upkeep of the landscape for the next 10 years.
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This.
Some of the "punishments" being suggested are just fvkin psychotic.

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I want them brought to the town square every dawn for public stoning.

comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 2 hours, 54 minutes ago
Yeah it’s a bit ridiculous giving a prison sentence that long for cutting down a faaacking tree.
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You definitely wouldn't like my suggestion then.

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted about 2 hours ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 16 minutes ago
If by ‘a bit’ you mean nothing like then I agree.
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Figure of speech, a car is just a metal, plasic and rubber to use your logic, just like a tree is just a tree.
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Figure of speech? Is being violently bummed daily just a figure of speech? Or one of your fantasies?
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Violently bummed by branches from the tree would be an idea.

comment by mancWoohoo- maximus mardius cob-onius (U10676)
posted about an hour ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 1 hour, 54 minutes ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 4 minutes ago
I’d rather see community service for that sort of crime.

Make them contribute to the upkeep of the landscape for the next 10 years.
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This.
Some of the "punishments" being suggested are just fvkin psychotic.

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I want them brought to the town square every dawn for public stoning.

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This works. Parts of the world love this sort of punishment

They are literally oxygen thieves, amazing some on here think they shouldn't be punished.

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 hours, 39 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 16 minutes ago
If by ‘a bit’ you mean nothing like then I agree.
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Figure of speech, a car is just a metal, plasic and rubber to use your logic, just like a tree is just a tree.
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Figure of speech? Is being violently bummed daily just a figure of speech? Or one of your fantasies?
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Second only to getting stabbed in the buttocks by a tanned Mediterranean fella