comment by Cornelius Oofterom (U15867)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by -Baz-tango-in-Paris (U19119)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 1 minute ago
Tbh my manager in my previous job would blow his nose out right in front of everyone in the office. He would make this horrible noise whilst he went through a few tissues. Not once did he think, I'll go do it in the toilets or at least try to make less noise.
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Thought you drove a taxi?
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He was probably working the switchboard
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Ah...working his way up to being a taxi driver.

I used to do it at school. Thought I was too cool for handkerchiefs. Was asked once by the teacher if I needed a tissue. Under my breath I said 'no thanks, I had a w*nk this morning.' She heard me. Spent the rest of the lesson outside the class, looking in. Wasn't really punishment.

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 2 minutes ago
Tw@t the effers Bobby.
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It's really tempting, believe me

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 2 minutes ago
Tw@t the effers Bobby.
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It's really tempting, believe me
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Just say you sneezed and your head went forward striking them in the face and breaking their nose so they can’t sniff no more.

comment by -Baz-tango-in-Paris (U19119)
posted 30 seconds ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 2 minutes ago
Tw@t the effers Bobby.
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It's really tempting, believe me
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Just say you sneezed and your head went forward striking them in the face and breaking their nose so they can’t sniff no more.
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Remind me not to hire this guy as a lawyer if I ever were to get in trouble

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by -Baz-tango-in-Paris (U19119)
posted 30 seconds ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 2 minutes ago
Tw@t the effers Bobby.
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It's really tempting, believe me
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Just say you sneezed and your head went forward striking them in the face and breaking their nose so they can’t sniff no more.
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Remind me not to hire this guy as a lawyer if I ever were to get in trouble
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Too expensive for a reprobate like you shinny shin shin.

Earl hayfever doesn’t just happen in summer either

It’s not just coke heads and scruffy s who have to sniff

It’s a huge turn off when a woman does it for me

comment by (Kash) I'm the Mané, I'm the Mané - Justice4Gaza (U1108)
posted 2 minutes ago
It’s a huge turn off when a woman does it for me
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A ccck in each nostril should stop her.

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 31 minutes ago
Earl hayfever doesn’t just happen in summer either

It’s not just coke heads and scruffys who have to sniff
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Yeah but hay fever sufferers could read up on how to use tissues too shinj

The year is 2018 and the height of human sophistication is to walk around with dried mucus in your pockets.

either you have a little kock or she has a big nose.

comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 50 seconds ago
either you have a little kock or she has a big nose.
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or she's Daniella Westbrook

Probably because it'd be a waste of cocaine.

comment by -Baz-tango-in-Paris (U19119)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by (Kash) I'm the Mané, I'm the Mané - Justice4Gaza (U1108)
posted 2 minutes ago
It’s a huge turn off when a woman does it for me
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A ccck in each nostril should stop her.
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Does that work for you

comment by Cornelius Oofterom (U15867)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 50 seconds ago
either you have a little kock or she has a big nose.
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or she's Daniella Westbrook
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Now I feel bad after laughing at that.

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 31 minutes ago
Earl hayfever doesn’t just happen in summer either

It’s not just coke heads and scruffys who have to sniff
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Yeah but hay fever sufferers could read up on how to use tissues too shinj
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I was just messing, it is annoying hearing the noise.

If I haven’t got a tissue I do a discreet football-style snort-out.

Better than constantly fighting gravity to balance bodily fluids in an open orafice,I find.

If I haven’t got a tissue I do a discreet football-style snort-out.
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That's exactly what I do

comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 16 minutes ago
either you have a little kock or she has a big nose.
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Either way, she’s one lucky lady.

comment by Gillespie Road (U18361)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Cornelius Oofterom (U15867)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 50 seconds ago
either you have a little kock or she has a big nose.
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or she's Daniella Westbrook
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Now I feel bad after laughing at that.
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It’s what they call a ‘nose job’

If I haven’t got a tissue I do a discreet football-style snort-out.
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That's exactly what I do
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So much classier than the sniffing that the dragged up scruffy twaaats do.

Are you from the aristocracy, by any chance?

comment by Wessie Road (U10652)
posted 2 minutes ago
If I haven’t got a tissue I do a discreet football-style snort-out.
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That's exactly what I do
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So much classier than the sniffing that the dragged up scruffy twaaats do.

Are you from the aristocracy, by any chance?
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So you don't mind listening to it then?

So you don't mind listening to it then?
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Can't say I've noticed it much, Dazza

fack i missed this

yeah bobs spot on, these people do my nut and need exterminating, although whats worse is those peasants you see on the tube/train coughing and not covering their mouth. Also some fackers recently i've seen sneezing into their metro paper, get up and leave the paper so some other poor cant can enjoy their flem germs

I was on the bus the other week and there was a woman who literally started sniffing every ten seconds. Fortunately before being driven to the brink of insanity my stop arrived and I got off giving her a right filthy look