Now I'm not saying he's lying.

Arjen Robben? I know he's a few years older than Sanchez, but go back to when he was 29, and he looked older than most people's grandad.

Ooooh good one.

This guy is my favourite

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=lazio+kid+looks+50&client=ms-android-samsung&biw=360&bih=560&tbm=isch&prmd=sinv&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjhrfiulbjZAhWC1xQKHaOqAXgQ_AUIKygC#imgrc=6ZmeWmEJtrGheM:

Joseph Minala is “21” but he looks 45.

Iniesta looks proper old but still class

Iniesta is only 33? Thought he was like 38

Does he feck

Diego Costa

Theo Walcott. The guy has changed so much over the years. Unrecognisable from when he was a youngster.

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
Diego Costa
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Costa looks like he should work in a scrap yard.

Rooney aged 10 years between 2018 and 2008. The hairline severely reduced in that time.

Pretty sure his hair had a renaissance for 4 months in around '15.

comment by Robbing_Hoody - sometimes I jump into people and then charge them with assault (U6374)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
Diego Costa
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Costa looks like he should work in a scrap yard.
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Speaking of employment

If you had Willian, Shinji Okazaki and Riyad Mahrez, you could open your own Apple Store

Ageist kant

Still had more-pussy-than you

You okay?

Just asking for a m8

comment by I am just McCann these days, Unless I am pumpin ye and ye want to call me Daddy (U21454)
posted 4 minutes ago
Still had more-pussy-than you
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how could you possibly know that?

Kanu always looked about 40

By the time he was about 30 Liis Figi looked like a dried prune.

Jeremy Toulalan back in the day

comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by I am just McCann these days, Unless I am pumpin ye and ye want to call me Daddy (U21454)
posted 4 minutes ago
Still had more-pussy-than you
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how could you possibly know that

One is a famous rich footballer we are sad sacks on a forum!!

comment by 1maneontherun (U4291)
posted 1 hour, 3 minutes ago
Kanu always looked about 40
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Someone I used to work with who was Nigerian told me they lie about their ages due to getting more free education or something, which is quite sad but not surprising 😂

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
By the time he was about 30 Liis Figi looked like a dried prune.
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Just in case anyone is confused, im referring to south Africa's greatest player

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
By the time he was about 30 Liis Figi looked like a dried prune.
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Just in case anyone is confused, im referring to south Africa's greatest player
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comment by Tiddles (U17634)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
By the time he was about 30 Liis Figi looked like a dried prune.
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Just in case anyone is confused, im referring to south Africa's greatest player
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Seems the phone now auto corrects to JA tranny language