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What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe?

Roberto

What do you call five Liverpool fans standing ear to eat?

A wind tunnel.

comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 0 seconds ago
What do you call five Liverpool fans standing ear to eat?

A wind tunnel.
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Epic fail.

Ear to eat.

What do you call a Manc with no arms and legs?

Trustworthy.

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comment by Hulk's little brother Yoda (U1250)
posted 11 minutes ago
Admin, do the right thing.
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yeah ban this hulk fool

Did you hear about the magic cow?

It walked down the road and turned into a field

I’ll get my cloak

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Dave

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 13 minutes ago
What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe?

Roberto
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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comment by (Kash) I'm the Mane (U1108)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 13 minutes ago
What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe?

Roberto
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto
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What do you call a Frenchman with a rubber toe?

Pierre

What's the difference between a United fan and a vibrator?






A United fan is a real dlck.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise

comment by rosso is facking happy (U17054)
posted 43 minutes ago
comment by (Kash) I'm the Mane (U1108)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 13 minutes ago
What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe?

Roberto
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto
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What do you call a Frenchman with a rubber toe?

Pierre
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What do you call a dyslexic man with a rubber tie?

Dave

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?




European.

Tommy Cooper was the King of this...

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

What do you call Liverpool fc's new Italian signing??


Robatelli

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because there were no cars coming.

comment by Prankster (U6283)
posted 1 hour, 46 minutes ago
comment by Hulk's little brother Yoda (U1250)
posted 11 minutes ago
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yeah ban this hulk fool
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Snitch rat

How do you get a fat bird into bed?



Piece of cake!

comment by TOORSpursFan (U1721)
posted 1 hour, 26 minutes ago
What's the difference between a United fan and a vibrator?

A United fan is a real dlck.
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Why did TOOR get a t-shirt printed?

Because it's acceptable in his country.

What do you call a aman...

Who lost his dog - Douglas
Wears a paper suit - Russell
Carries rabbits in his pockets - Warren
Wears a seagull hat - Cliff

Why did the fried chicken cross the road?






To get away from Fatty Dazzler.