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Finally everything has been shut

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posted on 21/3/20

comment by Bake 'em away toys (U7303)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Me and my family are currently in self isolation because my son has some basic symptoms. I suspect he just has a slight cold but his school sent him home yesterday and his younger brother too. Meant me and the wife are working from home for the next 2 weeks which I wanted to avoid.

We can't get out to go shopping and online there are no slots whatsoever. I'm generally worried how we will eat for 2 weeks. We haven't bulk bought and therefore now in a situation where there is nothing left. They should look at those stuck indoors and help somehow.
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Where do you live? i can go and get you basic food out to you?

posted on 21/3/20

Just got back from my local town center , shiiiitting maniacs everywhere.

Should have seen the amount of people trying to buy bog roll couldn't find any anywhere.

All pubs and cafes shut , totally pointless imo with the cafes as there allowing people in to buy takeaway , so regardless people are still in close contact and in cues.
If Boris had any idea he would stop that shat and shut em completely.

posted on 21/3/20

comment by morespurs (U15748)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Bake 'em away toys (U7303)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Me and my family are currently in self isolation because my son has some basic symptoms. I suspect he just has a slight cold but his school sent him home yesterday and his younger brother too. Meant me and the wife are working from home for the next 2 weeks which I wanted to avoid.

We can't get out to go shopping and online there are no slots whatsoever. I'm generally worried how we will eat for 2 weeks. We haven't bulk bought and therefore now in a situation where there is nothing left. They should look at those stuck indoors and help somehow.
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Where do you live? i can go and get you basic food out to you?
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More

posted on 21/3/20

wont work, Boris' mates who owns insurance company wont want things to be shut down by the government because it will mean compensation.

posted on 21/3/20

I meant wont happen rather than wont work

posted on 21/3/20

I dont think army will be needed if the shops are closed. People wont be gathering in masses for the fun of it.
The streets are relatively clear. As long as the supermarkets keep open there shouldn't be issues.

The danger is if there is a food shortage that the government haven't mentioned.

Alls positive so far.

posted on 21/3/20

comment by Ioavirgo (U10470)
posted 14 minutes ago
I dont think army will be needed if the shops are closed. People wont be gathering in masses for the fun of it.
The streets are relatively clear. As long as the supermarkets keep open there shouldn't be issues.

The danger is if there is a food shortage that the government haven't mentioned.

Alls positive so far.
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Still no loo roll

comment by peks (U6618)

posted on 21/3/20

comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ioavirgo (U10470)
posted 14 minutes ago
I dont think army will be needed if the shops are closed. People wont be gathering in masses for the fun of it.
The streets are relatively clear. As long as the supermarkets keep open there shouldn't be issues.

The danger is if there is a food shortage that the government haven't mentioned.

Alls positive so far.
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Still no loo roll
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i have a hand held bidet

good time to invest in one, they sell them on amazon

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/vrQAAOSwU9hc1r2E/s-l400.jpg

posted on 21/3/20

comment by peks..#free el chapo (U6618)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ioavirgo (U10470)
posted 14 minutes ago
I dont think army will be needed if the shops are closed. People wont be gathering in masses for the fun of it.
The streets are relatively clear. As long as the supermarkets keep open there shouldn't be issues.

The danger is if there is a food shortage that the government haven't mentioned.

Alls positive so far.
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Still no loo roll
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i have a hand held bidet

good time to invest in one, they sell them on amazon

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/vrQAAOSwU9hc1r2E/s-l400.jpg
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Dafuq is this

Do you know how much the eastern parts of the world are laughing at this toilet paper situation right now?

Absolutely hilarious.

Let me know when last you wiped your ass after a no2 and pulled out an absolutely clean piece of tissue.

posted on 21/3/20

comment by Redinthehead - FreeGaza - فلسطين (U1860)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by peks..#free el chapo (U6618)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ioavirgo (U10470)
posted 14 minutes ago
I dont think army will be needed if the shops are closed. People wont be gathering in masses for the fun of it.
The streets are relatively clear. As long as the supermarkets keep open there shouldn't be issues.

The danger is if there is a food shortage that the government haven't mentioned.

Alls positive so far.
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Still no loo roll
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i have a hand held bidet

good time to invest in one, they sell them on amazon

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/vrQAAOSwU9hc1r2E/s-l400.jpg
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Dafuq is this

Do you know how much the eastern parts of the world are laughing at this toilet paper situation right now?

Absolutely hilarious.

Let me know when last you wiped your ass after a no2 and pulled out an absolutely clean piece of tissue.
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Not often , especially if it's a spurty one.

posted on 21/3/20

Use flowing water.. It's a much more efficient, cheaper and cleaner method.

comment by peks (U6618)

posted on 21/3/20

comment by Redinthehead - FreeGaza - فلسطين (U1860)
posted 1 minute ago
Use flowing water.. It's a much more efficient, cheaper and cleaner method.
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yes portable hand held bidets are the way forward

and face masks

we're all turning into east asians

comment by peks (U6618)

posted on 21/3/20

oh and use an old sock as waaaank mop up

not toilet paper

posted on 21/3/20

comment by peks..#free el chapo (U6618)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Redinthehead - FreeGaza - فلسطين (U1860)
posted 1 minute ago
Use flowing water.. It's a much more efficient, cheaper and cleaner method.
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yes portable hand held bidets are the way forward

and face masks

we're all turning into east asians
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Nah that hand held bidet is crap. If you squeeze it's going to draw water back in too.

Just use a large capacity loda/ jug/

posted on 21/3/20

comment by morespurs (U15748)
posted 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
comment by Bake 'em away toys (U7303)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Me and my family are currently in self isolation because my son has some basic symptoms. I suspect he just has a slight cold but his school sent him home yesterday and his younger brother too. Meant me and the wife are working from home for the next 2 weeks which I wanted to avoid.

We can't get out to go shopping and online there are no slots whatsoever. I'm generally worried how we will eat for 2 weeks. We haven't bulk bought and therefore now in a situation where there is nothing left. They should look at those stuck indoors and help somehow.
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Where do you live? i can go and get you basic food out to you?
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Appreciate the offer mate but I do have some people I can rely on. I guess my main point is that I can't do my own online shop.

posted on 21/3/20

When’s The Great Escape on?

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