Delivery charge usually refers to a fee for receiving your parcel, but this joke cleverly turns the meaning on its head to a literal charge like the charge of a bull
aaah
awesome!
love it!
so clever!
its like a play on words
Exactly
It's as grate as a Tom Hanks movie
you have your own thread huh?
its a tragedy this doesnt manage to contain you
The real purpose of this thread is for me and Kitty to flirt in pun format.
The euro thread is the same but for you and Barry tbh
Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and he never wore after shave in his life. That's right.
Yul never wore cologne.
lotsa people dont ware cologne
no excuse 4 liking Liverpool tho
How do you shred mozzarella without crushing it?
It’s a grate question.
(Get that one, 4za?)
My favourite drink is Vimto
Cor,dial it down a little
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Ah I read your post wrong and thought you were drinking from a glass
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How to Write English Good:
- It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
- Contractions aren't necessary
- The passive voice is to be avoided.
- Prepositions are not the right words to end sentences with.
- Try to be more or less specific.
- Go all around the houses to avoid colloquialisms.
- One-word sentences? Eliminate.
- Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
- You should of used 'should have'.
- Absolutely always avoid annoying alliteration.
- Do not use ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
- You should of used 'should have'.
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This and people not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're' are my pet peeves
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posted on 20/6/21
whut
posted on 20/6/21
Delivery charge usually refers to a fee for receiving your parcel, but this joke cleverly turns the meaning on its head to a literal charge like the charge of a bull
posted on 20/6/21
aaah
awesome!
love it!
so clever!
its like a play on words
posted on 20/6/21
Exactly
It's as grate as a Tom Hanks movie
posted on 20/6/21
you have your own thread huh?
its a tragedy this doesnt manage to contain you
posted on 20/6/21
The real purpose of this thread is for me and Kitty to flirt in pun format.
posted on 20/6/21
The euro thread is the same but for you and Barry tbh
posted on 20/6/21
Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and he never wore after shave in his life. That's right.
Yul never wore cologne.
posted on 20/6/21
lotsa people dont ware cologne
no excuse 4 liking Liverpool tho
posted on 20/6/21
Do you get it 4zA?
posted on 20/6/21
Course not!
posted on 20/6/21
Good one Kit
posted on 20/6/21
posted on 21/6/21
How do you shred mozzarella without crushing it?
It’s a grate question.
(Get that one, 4za?)
posted on 21/6/21
My favourite drink is Vimto
posted on 21/6/21
Cor,dial it down a little
posted on 21/6/21
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posted on 21/6/21
Good choice. With ice?
posted on 21/6/21
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posted on 21/6/21
Ah I read your post wrong and thought you were drinking from a glass
posted on 21/6/21
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posted on 24/6/21
How to Write English Good:
- It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
- Contractions aren't necessary
- The passive voice is to be avoided.
- Prepositions are not the right words to end sentences with.
- Try to be more or less specific.
- Go all around the houses to avoid colloquialisms.
- One-word sentences? Eliminate.
- Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
- You should of used 'should have'.
- Absolutely always avoid annoying alliteration.
- Do not use ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
posted on 24/6/21
- You should of used 'should have'.
---
This and people not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're' are my pet peeves
posted on 24/6/21
Their and there
posted on 24/6/21
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