Hue have to be joking. All those poor purple

Told my doctor I was having nightmares and he suggested a novel therapy
It’s a bit drastic but he assured me it would work, I had to go into surgery and have a lead plate fitted over my brain, just for a month mind, had it taken out last week


That’s a weight off my mind

Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.

A young missionary on his first term in Africa was reading his Bible in a clearing when a lion came up and laid down beside him. As he quietly prayed for deliverance, another lion came out of the bush and laid down by his other side. Convinced that this was a test of his faith, he returned to reading his Bible. As soon as he did, the two lions pounced on him and devoured him.

Moral: Don't try to read between the lions.

An esteemed artist was displaying his latest artwork in his local gallery, his centrepiece was an oil painting of male lion stood proud with his mane blowing in the wind

A young man was studying his artwork and yelled “Oi, that centrepiece is $hit”

I asked artist “Are you going to take that lion down?”

What did Simba order for brunch?
A tuna frittata.

3 unwritten rules of life...
1.
2.
3.

It goes without saying...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are busy with yet another complicated case. Suddenly, Holmes seizes a chunk of blood-spattered limestone from the ground.

“What is it, Holmes?” asks Watson, eagerly.

Holmes turns and replies, gravely, “It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.”

I think there shud b a Moriartyrium on puns.

The ground of the baskervilles

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that one was my gratest acheevement tbh

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that one was my gratest acheevement tbh
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I appreciate the pun I do not appreciate the message of the pun

Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants?
They give him good case ideas.

Electrician came home at 4am. His wife asked wire you insulate?

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Electrician came home at 4am. His wife asked wire you insulate?
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What did he say?

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Electrician came home at 4am. His wife asked wire you insulate?
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He broke up with her. No spark between them.

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He broke up with her. No spark between them.
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He whipped out his nob but she wouldn’t socket

What on earth are you talking about?

Watt on earth indeed

Ohm y god

that hertz

Amp ast caring

Joule regret that