I sit down if I'm not in a hurry. It's not easy to type this with my d!ck in my hand.

At home sometimes, but never when im out.

pc gone mad there trying too force us too pee like woman how woke can you get stop the world i want too get of

I tried it once

The bloke I sat on got the right hump so I haven’t tried it again.

4za, this is a futbol fourum, urine the rong plaice

Very rare to find a seat near a tree or down a back alley.

might start sitting down then

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 5 minutes ago
4za, this is a futbol fourum, urine the rong plaice
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Is you taking the pizz ?

Men have the advantage of not having to sit on a toilet seat to pee, so can keep away from whatever nasty things are on it or in the toilet.
When I was 4 years old I used the big toilet on my own for the first time, standing on tiptoe and just getting my willy over the edge. Unfortunately, the toilet seat fell down on my willy. I ran downstairs holding my willy and screaming to my Mother. She said "Oh dear. Does it hurt?" I said "Yes Mummy. Kiss it better".
She gave me a slap and said "Don't try your father's tricks with me!"

Wish Ace was here to answer this question. Please unban him Admin so he can answer.

Would you sit down to pee if it was one of those squat toilets they have in France and India?

I’m normally laid down asleep

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 minutes ago
Would you sit down to pee if it was one of those squat toilets they have in France and India?
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Think they mean regular toilets

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 12 minutes ago
I’m normally laid down asleep
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Admin pls do us all a favour and delete this nonsense.

Swamping the bed on the first date is never a good thing

People should ask the female fans on match days what they think!..

Can't be much fun being on the fan bus or train using the same bogs as the messi's!..

comment by Gunnerthru (U6675)
posted 15 minutes ago
Admin pls do us all a favour and delete this nonsense.
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https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/191948

As a muslamic we are required to sit down and pee, then we wash our willy with a bidet

Sitting down to wee underrated

No way - I'm a real man. None of this nu-male nonsense. What's next, moisturising my skin or wearing a seatbelt?

I even stand to take a dump.

At home yes. The toilet is my happy place.

I was wearing my waterproof hiking trousers in a pub in the hills and went for a pee and even peeing standing up at the poo toilet I noticed lots of droplets on my trousers after that had sprayed on there and you could see them instead of them being absorbed like the would normally without you noticing. So every time you pee standing up you are peeing on yourself a lot. You just don't know it

comment by Tyler French (U1734)
posted 5 minutes ago
I was wearing my waterproof hiking trousers in a pub in the hills and went for a pee and even peeing standing up at the poo toilet I noticed lots of droplets on my trousers after that had sprayed on there and you could see them instead of them being absorbed like the would normally without you noticing. So every time you pee standing up you are peeing on yourself a lot. You just don't know it
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Or you’ve just got a bellllend like a watering can

At home quite often i do yeah and obviously at night so as not to turn lights on to pee. Out, feck NO.