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posted 11 minutes ago
people are such priicks on this thread
I'd say he banged the ass off her
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And I entered the room and saw him sitting there typing frantically at his laptop, he was totally oblivious of what was to come. His shirt was either too small for him or he had forgotten the meaning of spending money on his appearance? He wasn't the tallest in the world, but wasn't what I would call 'tall'.
I turned my head and analysed the room which I was entering. His bed looked as if it was made out of hand outs from various hostels, his wall paper was blurry and stained with various bodily liquids and the curtains had looked like they were only ever undrawn at the time when they were fitted.
I walk towards this unsuspecting male occupant and as I was approaching I get a foul stench which I could only describe as cheap bleach and wild mushrooms.
'Where is Admin 2?' I asked.
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Just thought id let everyone know that I am a specialist at eye contact.
They call me the Chameleon. I can move my eyes independently.
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tips for great eye contact :
1. be direct
2. be insistent
3. be arrogant
4. dance
5. don't look at 9.5
Aha, you fella's trying to catch me out. Sneaky devils.
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comment by Galvin Moon: As I breathe, and stink. (U10415)
posted about a minute ago
As i stood there, confused, intrigued, she summoned me over and offered me a seat. As I warmed to the strange environment, I checked my reflection opposite, I was in bad repair.
She tried to put me at ease but it was no good, I wasn't falling for it...I could see the glint from the sharp scissors she appeared to be hiding in her hands...she walked closer, my heartbeat pounding so much, so hard, she's next to me now, I can feel her breath on the back of my neck..I have no idea what to say to her, it doesn't matter because she opens her mouth first: 'O'ym sarry messiah but your coupon has expired..that'll be thirty euro to kill the slugbrows so it will.'
'Ahh fack'
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BANTZ WOZ ERE
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comment by messiahkane (U1399)
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people are such priicks on this thread
I'd say he banged the ass off her
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posted on 27/5/15
And I entered the room and saw him sitting there typing frantically at his laptop, he was totally oblivious of what was to come. His shirt was either too small for him or he had forgotten the meaning of spending money on his appearance? He wasn't the tallest in the world, but wasn't what I would call 'tall'.
I turned my head and analysed the room which I was entering. His bed looked as if it was made out of hand outs from various hostels, his wall paper was blurry and stained with various bodily liquids and the curtains had looked like they were only ever undrawn at the time when they were fitted.
I walk towards this unsuspecting male occupant and as I was approaching I get a foul stench which I could only describe as cheap bleach and wild mushrooms.
'Where is Admin 2?' I asked.
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Just thought id let everyone know that I am a specialist at eye contact.
They call me the Chameleon. I can move my eyes independently.
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tips for great eye contact :
1. be direct
2. be insistent
3. be arrogant
4. dance
5. don't look at 9.5
posted on 27/5/15
Aha, you fella's trying to catch me out. Sneaky devils.
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comment by Galvin Moon: As I breathe, and stink. (U10415)
posted about a minute ago
As i stood there, confused, intrigued, she summoned me over and offered me a seat. As I warmed to the strange environment, I checked my reflection opposite, I was in bad repair.
She tried to put me at ease but it was no good, I wasn't falling for it...I could see the glint from the sharp scissors she appeared to be hiding in her hands...she walked closer, my heartbeat pounding so much, so hard, she's next to me now, I can feel her breath on the back of my neck..I have no idea what to say to her, it doesn't matter because she opens her mouth first: 'O'ym sarry messiah but your coupon has expired..that'll be thirty euro to kill the slugbrows so it will.'
'Ahh fack'
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