basically what happened, is, we had just moved in close to each other talking. looking into each others eyes from a couple of inches at the bar. it was going alright at tifrst. then she said she was bi, and teasingly said she thought she was more into girls at the moment. i just broke. for some reason, i decided to try to sell men to her over women. we both sat there in disbelieve at what was coming out of my mouth for the next five minutes. i then spent another 5 minutes trying to rescue it, with her getting more and more angry at me. that was it basically. i spent the whole time thinking "shut up. just shut up" "if you shut up now it's not too late to brush it under the carpet". but i didnt shut up. i went on and on and on and on.
Another disaster. Short version. I go up,on stage. Before I get thrown off and given my first and final warning, I have time to do a twenty second shuffle. I get down. I swear, every good looking girl,in the club is all,over me.,the one carries on doin her sexy moves right in front of me, smiling at me etc for at least ten minutes. If she isn't a ten I don't know how close. I go into what I can only describe as a panic attack. I put a few moves together now and again, which gets some black dudes giving me high fives, low fives etc, but generally I turn into Mr bean for the next hour. Can't dance for shti. Gradually more and more girls stop smiling at me and retreat to various dark parts of the club. The ultra hot one eventually gives up and leaves the club. I leave and throw up,on my shorts. I go to another club and can't dance for sht. I leave and chuck up all over my shoes.
Nickname : American girl 1
Age : 21 ish
Looks : 6.5
Any luck ? : went out for the night. Head massage
What went wrong ? : boyfriend was there
Nickname : Dutchy girl
Age : 30
Looks : 7
Any luck : took her out for the night
What went wrong : god knows. Ckblocked by someone who gave her drugs i think
Nickname :
Age : 22
Looks : 8.5 (a better looking ginger foxy knoxy)
What went wrong : cobloked by annoying american
Any luck : took her for drinks
Nickname : German girl
Age : 28 ish
Looks : 8.5 very pretty blonde blue eyes girl, slightly chubby legs
Any luck : she showed up in the bar i kinda arranged to met her in but i was asleep. Came back wasted and angry. Didnt give me time of day after that.
What went wrong : see below, plus her friend arrived
Pron affected : yes
Nickname : Brummie girl
Age : 24 ish
Looks : 7.5
Any luck : watched the sunset kinda cuddled togethor and she kinda asked me to the cinema after
What went wrong : i ran off due to flash stalking concern
Nickname : South african show girl
Age : 20 ish
Looks : 8, fantastic legs
What went wrong : i left, and then her mate told her about my fbook page. Group boycott.
Nickname : American show girl
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 7
Any luck : she watched my show
What went wrong : she saw my fbook page
Nickname : Canadian girls 1 and 2
Age : 19 ish
Looks : 8.5
Any luck : talked to them for 2 hours. One of them kept rubbing my leg. Facefest.
What went wrong : see below
Pron affected : heavily
Nickname : Khasak girls 1 and 2
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 6 and 7.5
Any luck : walked them home for 40 minutes
What went wrong : ckblocked at the last moment by a khasak ape
Nickname : Back massage accountant
Age : 29 ish
Looks : 7
Any luck : gave her a back massage
What went wrong : it was her mate's birthday the next day and she told her no
Nickname : Swedish girl
Age : 19
Looks : 6.5
Personality : fine
Any luck : watched the rugby and footie together
What went wrong : someone told her how old i was, food poisening
Nickname : Dance floor babe
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 9
Any luck : she tried to dance with me
What went wrong : food poisening
In a club tonight and i go into the smoking room. These two lads look stunned as i walk in. Cant remember what happened next, but they said they have a 3 minute video of me dancing in follie douce on the icy table.
So, i awoke on the final day, my tears now dry from what could have been with the ten, the sugababe, red jacket, milady, blue eyes etc.
I cleaned the apartment in record time, got a last minute bus ticket, and moved onwards to the pretty little town of moutieres - the transport link between val thorens and the rest of the world.
Wandered around moutieres for a couple of hours, trying to decide where the hell to go, and then decided upon Lyon. It was only a couple of hours away, was close to an airport, and was i knew known as a gastronomic capital.
(just been reading another story, and can feel my pain. i don't remember any of it, but can feel the pain).
Tried a great line on this girl btw. Whispering to her in the kitchen, "i dont think ive ever kissed a girl, with eyes as pretty as yours".
nice.
Im back in the hostel,in salvador. Walk in and Essex jumps up shouting (my name). Theres a 21 year old lara goodison lookalike beamin smiles at me saying shes heard a lllooootttt about me and has very high expectations...Evidently the brazilian girls spoke highly of me. The hostel owner comes up grinning says hes heard about my midnight "swim", and the dog comes up wagging its tail and barking. Just need this cold to clear off now.
Seem to be doing alright with the 21 year old stunna here
...
I have to say. That was an odd one.
...
For the first time ever, a guy put in a good word for me.
...
overloooking the city, sitting on the wall, and when i joined her, she said "im ready now", as she looked whistfully across the rooftops in the dark.
i remember this one. you had no chance there you tool, she was with that lad
Tried to get a kiss off the 9.8 as she went to bed. She said i screwed it up. Dont really know what she means tbh. Bit gutted.
A very beautiful girl moved into the hostel in salvador a few days ago. incredibly - and i dont know why - she was clearly attracted to me when we met. At the time, a very nasty trailer trash type australian girl arrived at the hostel with 3 others. The australian girl's travelling companians (who werent trailer trash btw) dumped her during the stay at the hostel. Im pretty sure that she blamed me because i asked her in front of them whether she ever stops talking. In fact, i stood up for her as they were discussing behind her back how to get rid of her. The girl has ever since made it her business to destroy the relationship between me and the german girl. One time i was talking softly to the girl in the landing as we were going to bed, and the aussie burst out of the dorm, told the girl i was a "di.--head", and to leave it, and dragged her into the dorm. She's never left her side all day on the island, and never got out of her ear.
Met a gorgeous english girl 2 hours before i had to leave for the airport, lol. It was her birthday. We had the best banter ever then a wicked dinner.....she had the biggest eyes ive ever seen....told me tom daly would train with me because he'd fancy me...grabbed/slapped my leg hard...then i told her i had to go.....lol
biggest eyes eh? wtf?
that was felicity btw.
Hundred and forty grand ive spent. While he's sulked. Pretending his step son is his son. And his step son's lapped it up like there's no tomorrow.
This has to be the end now. I have to tell him. Because for all the pain he's caused me, i have to cause some back. And as indifferent as he is to his child, and as belligerently determined as he is to remain indifferent, i am a very powerful writer, and im confident in my ability to be able to hurt him. And i will not be capable of being at peace with myself until i have.
the man who thinks that the best thing to do if your child hasnt married and had children, is to stop being his dad, and instead pretend be the dad of someone who has, whilst having the added bonus of getting to play the poor soul whose had to soldier on uncomplainingly with surrogate grandchildren in the pub every friday night.
wow, i was angry!!
the sad thing is that it was around then when i really was throwing away my last opportunities to be successful. unable to communicate with my dad because he'd given up on me. that was the key time when i needed to be able to talk with him and he just turned his back on me and made a massive thing about his replacement children.
I have spent three nights of my life on the island of Ios, and I have broken both my big toes.
so much anger
so much hurt
so much failure
read enough already.
Always was a Newcastle fan, me
Haway the lads, etc
comment by Googilymoogily (U23088)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
Nickname : American girl 1
Age : 21 ish
Looks : 6.5
Any luck ? : went out for the night. Head massage
What went wrong ? : boyfriend was there
Nickname : Dutchy girl
Age : 30
Looks : 7
Any luck : took her out for the night
What went wrong : god knows. Ckblocked by someone who gave her drugs i think
Nickname :
Age : 22
Looks : 8.5 (a better looking ginger foxy knoxy)
What went wrong : cobloked by annoying american
Any luck : took her for drinks
Nickname : German girl
Age : 28 ish
Looks : 8.5 very pretty blonde blue eyes girl, slightly chubby legs
Any luck : she showed up in the bar i kinda arranged to met her in but i was asleep. Came back wasted and angry. Didnt give me time of day after that.
What went wrong : see below, plus her friend arrived
Pron affected : yes
Nickname : Brummie girl
Age : 24 ish
Looks : 7.5
Any luck : watched the sunset kinda cuddled togethor and she kinda asked me to the cinema after
What went wrong : i ran off due to flash stalking concern
Nickname : South african show girl
Age : 20 ish
Looks : 8, fantastic legs
What went wrong : i left, and then her mate told her about my fbook page. Group boycott.
Nickname : American show girl
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 7
Any luck : she watched my show
What went wrong : she saw my fbook page
Nickname : Canadian girls 1 and 2
Age : 19 ish
Looks : 8.5
Any luck : talked to them for 2 hours. One of them kept rubbing my leg. Facefest.
What went wrong : see below
Pron affected : heavily
Nickname : Khasak girls 1 and 2
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 6 and 7.5
Any luck : walked them home for 40 minutes
What went wrong : ckblocked at the last moment by a khasak ape
Nickname : Back massage accountant
Age : 29 ish
Looks : 7
Any luck : gave her a back massage
What went wrong : it was her mate's birthday the next day and she told her no
Nickname : Swedish girl
Age : 19
Looks : 6.5
Personality : fine
Any luck : watched the rugby and footie together
What went wrong : someone told her how old i was, food poisening
Nickname : Dance floor babe
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 9
Any luck : she tried to dance with me
What went wrong : food poisening
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Definitely doesn't read like the confession notes of a serial killer
comment by Amanda Hugginkiss (U11574)
posted 10 minutes ago
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posted on 7/1/25
basically what happened, is, we had just moved in close to each other talking. looking into each others eyes from a couple of inches at the bar. it was going alright at tifrst. then she said she was bi, and teasingly said she thought she was more into girls at the moment. i just broke. for some reason, i decided to try to sell men to her over women. we both sat there in disbelieve at what was coming out of my mouth for the next five minutes. i then spent another 5 minutes trying to rescue it, with her getting more and more angry at me. that was it basically. i spent the whole time thinking "shut up. just shut up" "if you shut up now it's not too late to brush it under the carpet". but i didnt shut up. i went on and on and on and on.
posted on 7/1/25
Another disaster. Short version. I go up,on stage. Before I get thrown off and given my first and final warning, I have time to do a twenty second shuffle. I get down. I swear, every good looking girl,in the club is all,over me.,the one carries on doin her sexy moves right in front of me, smiling at me etc for at least ten minutes. If she isn't a ten I don't know how close. I go into what I can only describe as a panic attack. I put a few moves together now and again, which gets some black dudes giving me high fives, low fives etc, but generally I turn into Mr bean for the next hour. Can't dance for shti. Gradually more and more girls stop smiling at me and retreat to various dark parts of the club. The ultra hot one eventually gives up and leaves the club. I leave and throw up,on my shorts. I go to another club and can't dance for sht. I leave and chuck up all over my shoes.
posted on 7/1/25
Nickname : American girl 1
Age : 21 ish
Looks : 6.5
Any luck ? : went out for the night. Head massage
What went wrong ? : boyfriend was there
Nickname : Dutchy girl
Age : 30
Looks : 7
Any luck : took her out for the night
What went wrong : god knows. Ckblocked by someone who gave her drugs i think
Nickname :
Age : 22
Looks : 8.5 (a better looking ginger foxy knoxy)
What went wrong : cobloked by annoying american
Any luck : took her for drinks
Nickname : German girl
Age : 28 ish
Looks : 8.5 very pretty blonde blue eyes girl, slightly chubby legs
Any luck : she showed up in the bar i kinda arranged to met her in but i was asleep. Came back wasted and angry. Didnt give me time of day after that.
What went wrong : see below, plus her friend arrived
Pron affected : yes
Nickname : Brummie girl
Age : 24 ish
Looks : 7.5
Any luck : watched the sunset kinda cuddled togethor and she kinda asked me to the cinema after
What went wrong : i ran off due to flash stalking concern
Nickname : South african show girl
Age : 20 ish
Looks : 8, fantastic legs
What went wrong : i left, and then her mate told her about my fbook page. Group boycott.
Nickname : American show girl
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 7
Any luck : she watched my show
What went wrong : she saw my fbook page
Nickname : Canadian girls 1 and 2
Age : 19 ish
Looks : 8.5
Any luck : talked to them for 2 hours. One of them kept rubbing my leg. Facefest.
What went wrong : see below
Pron affected : heavily
Nickname : Khasak girls 1 and 2
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 6 and 7.5
Any luck : walked them home for 40 minutes
What went wrong : ckblocked at the last moment by a khasak ape
Nickname : Back massage accountant
Age : 29 ish
Looks : 7
Any luck : gave her a back massage
What went wrong : it was her mate's birthday the next day and she told her no
Nickname : Swedish girl
Age : 19
Looks : 6.5
Personality : fine
Any luck : watched the rugby and footie together
What went wrong : someone told her how old i was, food poisening
Nickname : Dance floor babe
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 9
Any luck : she tried to dance with me
What went wrong : food poisening
posted on 7/1/25
In a club tonight and i go into the smoking room. These two lads look stunned as i walk in. Cant remember what happened next, but they said they have a 3 minute video of me dancing in follie douce on the icy table.
posted on 7/1/25
So, i awoke on the final day, my tears now dry from what could have been with the ten, the sugababe, red jacket, milady, blue eyes etc.
I cleaned the apartment in record time, got a last minute bus ticket, and moved onwards to the pretty little town of moutieres - the transport link between val thorens and the rest of the world.
Wandered around moutieres for a couple of hours, trying to decide where the hell to go, and then decided upon Lyon. It was only a couple of hours away, was close to an airport, and was i knew known as a gastronomic capital.
posted on 7/1/25
(just been reading another story, and can feel my pain. i don't remember any of it, but can feel the pain).
posted on 7/1/25
Tried a great line on this girl btw. Whispering to her in the kitchen, "i dont think ive ever kissed a girl, with eyes as pretty as yours".
nice.
posted on 7/1/25
Im back in the hostel,in salvador. Walk in and Essex jumps up shouting (my name). Theres a 21 year old lara goodison lookalike beamin smiles at me saying shes heard a lllooootttt about me and has very high expectations...Evidently the brazilian girls spoke highly of me. The hostel owner comes up grinning says hes heard about my midnight "swim", and the dog comes up wagging its tail and barking. Just need this cold to clear off now.
posted on 7/1/25
Seem to be doing alright with the 21 year old stunna here
...
I have to say. That was an odd one.
...
For the first time ever, a guy put in a good word for me.
...
overloooking the city, sitting on the wall, and when i joined her, she said "im ready now", as she looked whistfully across the rooftops in the dark.
i remember this one. you had no chance there you tool, she was with that lad
posted on 7/1/25
Tried to get a kiss off the 9.8 as she went to bed. She said i screwed it up. Dont really know what she means tbh. Bit gutted.
posted on 7/1/25
ANNE
the 9.8 was Anne.
posted on 7/1/25
A very beautiful girl moved into the hostel in salvador a few days ago. incredibly - and i dont know why - she was clearly attracted to me when we met. At the time, a very nasty trailer trash type australian girl arrived at the hostel with 3 others. The australian girl's travelling companians (who werent trailer trash btw) dumped her during the stay at the hostel. Im pretty sure that she blamed me because i asked her in front of them whether she ever stops talking. In fact, i stood up for her as they were discussing behind her back how to get rid of her. The girl has ever since made it her business to destroy the relationship between me and the german girl. One time i was talking softly to the girl in the landing as we were going to bed, and the aussie burst out of the dorm, told the girl i was a "di.--head", and to leave it, and dragged her into the dorm. She's never left her side all day on the island, and never got out of her ear.
posted on 7/1/25
Met a gorgeous english girl 2 hours before i had to leave for the airport, lol. It was her birthday. We had the best banter ever then a wicked dinner.....she had the biggest eyes ive ever seen....told me tom daly would train with me because he'd fancy me...grabbed/slapped my leg hard...then i told her i had to go.....lol
posted on 7/1/25
biggest eyes eh? wtf?
that was felicity btw.
posted on 7/1/25
Hundred and forty grand ive spent. While he's sulked. Pretending his step son is his son. And his step son's lapped it up like there's no tomorrow.
posted on 7/1/25
This has to be the end now. I have to tell him. Because for all the pain he's caused me, i have to cause some back. And as indifferent as he is to his child, and as belligerently determined as he is to remain indifferent, i am a very powerful writer, and im confident in my ability to be able to hurt him. And i will not be capable of being at peace with myself until i have.
posted on 7/1/25
the man who thinks that the best thing to do if your child hasnt married and had children, is to stop being his dad, and instead pretend be the dad of someone who has, whilst having the added bonus of getting to play the poor soul whose had to soldier on uncomplainingly with surrogate grandchildren in the pub every friday night.
posted on 7/1/25
wow, i was angry!!
the sad thing is that it was around then when i really was throwing away my last opportunities to be successful. unable to communicate with my dad because he'd given up on me. that was the key time when i needed to be able to talk with him and he just turned his back on me and made a massive thing about his replacement children.
posted on 7/1/25
I have spent three nights of my life on the island of Ios, and I have broken both my big toes.
posted on 7/1/25
so much anger
so much hurt
so much failure
read enough already.
posted on 7/1/25
how not to do a decade.
posted on 7/1/25
Always was a Newcastle fan, me
Haway the lads, etc
posted on 7/1/25
comment by Googilymoogily (U23088)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
Nickname : American girl 1
Age : 21 ish
Looks : 6.5
Any luck ? : went out for the night. Head massage
What went wrong ? : boyfriend was there
Nickname : Dutchy girl
Age : 30
Looks : 7
Any luck : took her out for the night
What went wrong : god knows. Ckblocked by someone who gave her drugs i think
Nickname :
Age : 22
Looks : 8.5 (a better looking ginger foxy knoxy)
What went wrong : cobloked by annoying american
Any luck : took her for drinks
Nickname : German girl
Age : 28 ish
Looks : 8.5 very pretty blonde blue eyes girl, slightly chubby legs
Any luck : she showed up in the bar i kinda arranged to met her in but i was asleep. Came back wasted and angry. Didnt give me time of day after that.
What went wrong : see below, plus her friend arrived
Pron affected : yes
Nickname : Brummie girl
Age : 24 ish
Looks : 7.5
Any luck : watched the sunset kinda cuddled togethor and she kinda asked me to the cinema after
What went wrong : i ran off due to flash stalking concern
Nickname : South african show girl
Age : 20 ish
Looks : 8, fantastic legs
What went wrong : i left, and then her mate told her about my fbook page. Group boycott.
Nickname : American show girl
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 7
Any luck : she watched my show
What went wrong : she saw my fbook page
Nickname : Canadian girls 1 and 2
Age : 19 ish
Looks : 8.5
Any luck : talked to them for 2 hours. One of them kept rubbing my leg. Facefest.
What went wrong : see below
Pron affected : heavily
Nickname : Khasak girls 1 and 2
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 6 and 7.5
Any luck : walked them home for 40 minutes
What went wrong : ckblocked at the last moment by a khasak ape
Nickname : Back massage accountant
Age : 29 ish
Looks : 7
Any luck : gave her a back massage
What went wrong : it was her mate's birthday the next day and she told her no
Nickname : Swedish girl
Age : 19
Looks : 6.5
Personality : fine
Any luck : watched the rugby and footie together
What went wrong : someone told her how old i was, food poisening
Nickname : Dance floor babe
Age : 25 ish
Looks : 9
Any luck : she tried to dance with me
What went wrong : food poisening
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The kinda wholesome content I come to JA for
posted on 7/1/25
Definitely doesn't read like the confession notes of a serial killer
posted on 7/1/25
comment by Amanda Hugginkiss (U11574)
posted 10 minutes ago
Definitely doesn't read like the confession notes of a serial killer
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The Serpent springs to mind
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