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It's time to end football guys.

I've realised that it's just chasing a ball about a field and a waste of everybody's time.

*Professional football to end with the 2026 world cup
*Grass roots football to be phased out by the end of the decade
*All goalposts to be removed by 2032
*New footballs banned from 2035
*All footballs to be confiscated by 2040
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-Creating a 'goal' with miscellaneous items of clothing or by painting on a wall, and
-kicking an object along the ground
to be criminalised by 2042