WC: The sky is blue.

YB: Happy Birthday.

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Happy birthday!

MA: I think he's some kinda Rain Man or something you know?

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Who's MA?

(I thought the article was immense by the way, I just can't work out who all the people are. )

Ohhhh!! It's Arteta, isn't it?



I forgot we had him.

MA is Mikel Arteta and WT is the Wonder Twins aka Chamakh and Squillaci. Couldn't be bothered having a bracketed sentence introducing a player into the scene after a while.

(Gibbs pushes Coquelin forward)

AW: There you are Denny! You've played very well this season my boy. You've been utterly invisible in every game and they say that if you don't notice a ref during the ninety minutes that means they're doing a spiffing job and that logic can be applied to players also. I foresee another pay rise for you.

FC: Erm......thanks.
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Hi old team mates

Squillaci has mistakenly kicked Robin in the liver
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As if Squillaci could actually kick something!