They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now
Got attacked by a gang of clowns on the way home from the pub last night.
Thankfully my training kicked in and I went straight for the juggler
Why are circus performers often stressed? Because their job is in tents.
Just bought a new telly to watch the premier league on next season, opened the box, but there's no Leeds in it!
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 28 seconds ago
Just bought a new telly to watch the premier league on next season, opened the box, but there's no Leeds in it!
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someone doesnt check up on other articles !!
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 28 seconds ago
Just bought a new telly to watch the premier league on next season, opened the box, but there's no Leeds in it!
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someone doesnt check up on other articles !!
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Yeah this one looks familiar
I ain't got the time to be doing that
A photographer died yesterday when a huge block of cheddar fell on him.
Everyone posing for the picture tried to warn him.
I was once served a grilled cheese sandwich in Switzerland and it was too hot to eat and I injured myself.
I had to go to the Bern ward...
What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?
A fromage fray.
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 51 seconds ago
What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?
A fromage fray.
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love this one
I got a new job at the wheel factory I'm their spokesman
When I was a lumberjack I cut down 21,453 trees.
I know this because I kept a log.
There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language.
We call him the Village Idiom
I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
What's the difference between Tottenham hotspur and a fancy restaurant?:
The restaurant has silverware
(not looked to see if its posted anywhere else)
The creator of the autocorrector died recently
Risk in piece
The inventor of dog treats has died.
He was a good boy yes he was
remember that advert hes a very good man.. hes a very very good man etc
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Doctor, what’s going on?” asked the concerned father-to-be.
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”
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posted on 28/5/23
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now
posted on 28/5/23
Got attacked by a gang of clowns on the way home from the pub last night.
Thankfully my training kicked in and I went straight for the juggler
posted on 28/5/23
Why are circus performers often stressed? Because their job is in tents.
posted on 30/5/23
Just bought a new telly to watch the premier league on next season, opened the box, but there's no Leeds in it!
posted on 30/5/23
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 28 seconds ago
Just bought a new telly to watch the premier league on next season, opened the box, but there's no Leeds in it!
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someone doesnt check up on other articles !!
posted on 30/5/23
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 28 seconds ago
Just bought a new telly to watch the premier league on next season, opened the box, but there's no Leeds in it!
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someone doesnt check up on other articles !!
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Yeah this one looks familiar
posted on 30/5/23
I ain't got the time to be doing that
posted on 30/5/23
A photographer died yesterday when a huge block of cheddar fell on him.
Everyone posing for the picture tried to warn him.
posted on 30/5/23
I was once served a grilled cheese sandwich in Switzerland and it was too hot to eat and I injured myself.
I had to go to the Bern ward...
posted on 30/5/23
What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?
A fromage fray.
posted on 30/5/23
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 51 seconds ago
What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?
A fromage fray.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
love this one
posted on 31/5/23
I got a new job at the wheel factory I'm their spokesman
posted on 31/5/23
When I was a lumberjack I cut down 21,453 trees.
I know this because I kept a log.
posted on 31/5/23
bestof
posted on 31/5/23
There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language.
We call him the Village Idiom
posted on 31/5/23
I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
posted on 1/6/23
posted on 1/6/23
What's the difference between Tottenham hotspur and a fancy restaurant?:
The restaurant has silverware
(not looked to see if its posted anywhere else)
posted on 1/6/23
posted on 1/6/23
The creator of the autocorrector died recently
Risk in piece
posted on 2/6/23
The inventor of dog treats has died.
He was a good boy yes he was
posted on 3/6/23
remember that advert hes a very good man.. hes a very very good man etc
posted on 6/6/23
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
posted on 6/6/23
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Doctor, what’s going on?” asked the concerned father-to-be.
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”
posted on 10/6/23
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