Old Trafford premier inn

Please

Ok I'll grab an application form!

How are you Runiey?? When are you getting your captaincy back?

The Premier Inn's already got a manager

Fine thanks 1man, I don't think I'll ever be a captain again. Maybe an admiral.

The Premier Inn's already got a manager
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It was Lenny Henry.
But he's been sacked for moving all the beds out into the street.

If you see a fence don't lean on it.

I've heard in manchester that the fence is too weak.

And don't play scrabble with anyone, they're rubbish for words and they all draw a blank.

Miserable feckers