Don't drive past the ground too quickly otherwise you'l pick up three points
Lock your valuables in the safe then get a cab back to civilisation.
If you go out, and happen to drop your wallet kick it all the way back to the hotel.
Take a football with you no matter where you go.
if your in trouble. or someones chasing you....drop the ball and start dribbling back to the hotel.
noone will touch you
The shiny silver things on the cars are called hubcaps
Take a walk down to castlefield. LFC fans are welcome there. I lived there for 10 years and made it clear that LFC fans should be welcome. Try the banyan bar they do good food & beers. There will be a pic on the wall for 5 a side players. Im in the picture in my Liverpool top alongside the manc utd fan.
The shiny silver things on the cars are called hubcaps
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They still have hubcaps in Manchester. Its all about alloys round here
Buy an English/Cantonese dictionary so you can chat to your fellow guests.
Check your bed doesn't have a Lenny Henry in it
The shiny silver things on the cars are called hubcaps
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They still have hubcaps in Manchester. Its all about alloys round here
they live in 1960's america...leave them alone
no Lenny Henry!!
I heard a load of police cars earlier.... It must have been Moyes police escort from training!
Go for a stroll around the industrial estate.
Show your appreciation of David Moyes
You could always talk down some suicidal mancs from chucking themselves in the river irwell?
When you order breakfast, tell them to just leave the wheelie bin at your table
comment by phil neville has three left feet (U13806)posted 2 hours, 58 minutes agoCheck your bed doesn't have a Lenny Henry in it
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Some great jokes haha! It's a right old comedy corner
I keep looking at the stadium creasing out loud
I wonder if I could try and it get in... Would they award me a penalty?
Apply for the managers job
Ok I'll grab an application form!
How are you Runiey?? When are you getting your captaincy back?
The Premier Inn's already got a manager
Fine thanks 1man, I don't think I'll ever be a captain again. Maybe an admiral.
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posted on 17/3/14
Don't drive past the ground too quickly otherwise you'l pick up three points
posted on 17/3/14
Lock your valuables in the safe then get a cab back to civilisation.
posted on 17/3/14
Don't go out after dark.
posted on 17/3/14
If you go out, and happen to drop your wallet kick it all the way back to the hotel.
posted on 17/3/14
Take a football with you no matter where you go.
if your in trouble. or someones chasing you....drop the ball and start dribbling back to the hotel.
noone will touch you
posted on 17/3/14
The shiny silver things on the cars are called hubcaps
posted on 17/3/14
Take a walk down to castlefield. LFC fans are welcome there. I lived there for 10 years and made it clear that LFC fans should be welcome. Try the banyan bar they do good food & beers. There will be a pic on the wall for 5 a side players. Im in the picture in my Liverpool top alongside the manc utd fan.
posted on 17/3/14
The shiny silver things on the cars are called hubcaps
________________
They still have hubcaps in Manchester. Its all about alloys round here
posted on 17/3/14
Buy an English/Cantonese dictionary so you can chat to your fellow guests.
posted on 17/3/14
Check your bed doesn't have a Lenny Henry in it
posted on 17/3/14
The shiny silver things on the cars are called hubcaps
________________
They still have hubcaps in Manchester. Its all about alloys round here
they live in 1960's america...leave them alone
posted on 17/3/14
no Lenny Henry!!
I heard a load of police cars earlier.... It must have been Moyes police escort from training!
posted on 17/3/14
Go for a stroll around the industrial estate.
posted on 17/3/14
Show your appreciation of David Moyes
posted on 17/3/14
You could always talk down some suicidal mancs from chucking themselves in the river irwell?
posted on 17/3/14
When you order breakfast, tell them to just leave the wheelie bin at your table
posted on 17/3/14
comment by phil neville has three left feet (U13806)posted 2 hours, 58 minutes agoCheck your bed doesn't have a Lenny Henry in it
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<lauhh>
posted on 17/3/14
even
posted on 17/3/14
Some great jokes haha! It's a right old comedy corner
I keep looking at the stadium creasing out loud
posted on 17/3/14
I wonder if I could try and it get in... Would they award me a penalty?
posted on 17/3/14
Apply for the managers job
posted on 17/3/14
Please
posted on 17/3/14
Ok I'll grab an application form!
How are you Runiey?? When are you getting your captaincy back?
posted on 17/3/14
The Premier Inn's already got a manager
posted on 17/3/14
Fine thanks 1man, I don't think I'll ever be a captain again. Maybe an admiral.
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