Hazard starts.

fkin hell man is there anything worse in the world than having to make your own bed? Jesus taken me like 45 mins, fkin annoying i usually do half because i strip it every week and leave the stuff out and the cleaner makes it but she was ill today and i'd stripped it this morning so i just had to make it

christ almighty never again please, never known such a stressful job

I do hate changing sheets.

But 45 minutes? Come on man

the whole thing, you have to lay down the two sheet things then do the pillow, all that doesn't take that long but then it's getting the duvet thing inside the cover, fkin hell takes so long or you do it then it's not laid out properly and it's tilting to one side or more on one side and the other side is nothing, basically inside the fkin duvet trying to lay it out then it fkin nudges out the way, sweating like a khunt, fkin hell man then clicking the button things

45 mins to get it perfect, could of done it in 20 if i wanted it like 3/4 of the thing to one side and then a massive flat gap on the left side

Must admit i respect the cleaner a lot more now tho, think i might increase her money

comment by Chelseamf™®© (U1677)
posted 54 minutes ago
Kante, Giroud, Aina and Christensen start for their respective countries.
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Aina is on a nice trajectory. Starting for Torino, getting close to probably being first XI RB for Nigeria. Always liked him if raw, wonder if he’d be considered as an option to come back. But he’s at Torino with buy back clause.

Ffs Oscar gets his gf to clip his toenails and do the bed.

45 mins to fix a bed how is that boy alive

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/othersports/7509965/ronnie-osullivan-english-open-venue-crawley/

Ffs

Na i do my toenails now, do get her to sort em out sometimes tho if i've fked em up or left em all jagged

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=297400054201120&set=a.103247296949731&type=3&theater

looooooooooool

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6282579/Trump-calls-Stormy-Daniels-Horseface-vows-Avenatti.html

this is why he is the GOAT president man

comment by Oscar. #TeamFury, 2018 RETURN OF THE MACK! (U12980)
posted 3 minutes ago
Na i do my toenails now, do get her to sort em out sometimes tho if i've fked em up or left em all jagged
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u are bizarre, I don’t even comprehend how you convince her to do it. For years as well ffs

comment by Randomer (U5245)
posted 4 minutes ago
45 mins to fix a bedhow is that boy alive
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And feeling that he needs to share this....just woeful frankly

Ffs Oscar. Do you have some kind of syndrome?

comment by Kunta Kante (U1641)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Oscar. #TeamFury, 2018 RETURN OF THE MACK! (U12980)
posted 3 minutes ago
Na i do my toenails now, do get her to sort em out sometimes tho if i've fked em up or left em all jagged
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u are bizarre, I don’t even comprehend how you convince her to do it. For years as well ffs
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You make it out like it's something major it's only some toenails ffs i find it bizarre you can do yours perfect

Don't try tell me Gazza's butler doesn't cut his for him either

Alright mugs, be good to have PL footy back soon

true, have missed laughing at your FF flops

Obersessed mug

We should sign Mertens.

we should sign dzeko

We should sign Insigne

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1050112687127048194/pu/vid/640x352/F8ouOlrHAUS95o1F.mp4?tag=5