I wont't bore you with the details
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The Indian quickie /paceman is delighted to have received the man of the match award
'Australia have regained the Ashes'
'South Africa have won the world cup'
Samit Patel is refusing to play because the menu at Lords only offers Donner Kebabs and double whopper burgers with extra cheese – But samit has questioned the omission of deep fried chunky chips.
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"And, Yorkshire have followed the steps of Leeds United by winning the divison title of their respected sport"
Yadav and Tanny quit international cricket to become Aston villas new strike force for 2012-13 season – Champions league here we come
and the bowler bounces his ball down to the batsman, who takes it on the chin
England lose with Bressie in the test team.
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Australia winning another ashes series during the next 20 years
And there isn't a single South African on the England team today.
England are being fairly beaten with 2 hours left to play and have decided not to time waste.
Indian/English fans admit that No.1 ranking matters when their team doesn't hold it.
An English batsman has a career average of over 50 (when he retires).
An English bowler has a career average under 25 (ditto).
A Pakistani pleads guilty.
I think I was lbw there actually mr umpire.
I definitely hit it
No, that's ok, I don't mind that it was a sub fielder.
i'd rather be a pomm than any other nationality
G'day mate - yeah look, I know we're getting thamped in this game, but I thought I'd turn up and cheer the boys on anyway.
Australian fans cheering ( if there is any left in the ground that is) after about 50 overs of the first day, in Australia, playing Enggeerrlluunndd
The sound of a cricket ball hitting the stumps, bowled by Mitch Johnson, in Australia, playing Enggeerrlluunndd
Shane Warne."Buchanan was the greatest coach I ever played under"
Somebody shouting out " Good Captaincy Ricky" playing against England, anywhere in the world
Andy Simmons dropping his Australian passport on the desk
Found this on wikipedia - Andrew Symonds (born 9 June 1975, Birmingham, England) is a former Australian cricket team all-rounder
Kevin Pietersen: " yeah I can't play left arm spin bowling"
"What a lovely forward defensive stroke by Sehwag"
"That`s a huge straight 6 from Trott"
Indian fan - "Sachin is out but I think I`ll stay for the rest of the game"
KP - "Nick Knight, bloody nice bloke"
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posted on 28/5/12
I wont't bore you with the details
posted on 28/5/12
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 28/5/12
The Indian quickie /paceman is delighted to have received the man of the match award
posted on 28/5/12
'Australia have regained the Ashes'
posted on 28/5/12
'South Africa have won the world cup'
posted on 28/5/12
Samit Patel is refusing to play because the menu at Lords only offers Donner Kebabs and double whopper burgers with extra cheese – But samit has questioned the omission of deep fried chunky chips.
posted on 28/5/12
Comment deleted by Article Creator
posted on 28/5/12
"And, Yorkshire have followed the steps of Leeds United by winning the divison title of their respected sport"
posted on 28/5/12
Yadav and Tanny quit international cricket to become Aston villas new strike force for 2012-13 season – Champions league here we come
posted on 28/5/12
and the bowler bounces his ball down to the batsman, who takes it on the chin
posted on 28/5/12
England lose with Bressie in the test team.
posted on 28/5/12
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 28/5/12
Australia winning another ashes series during the next 20 years
posted on 28/5/12
And there isn't a single South African on the England team today.
England are being fairly beaten with 2 hours left to play and have decided not to time waste.
Indian/English fans admit that No.1 ranking matters when their team doesn't hold it.
An English batsman has a career average of over 50 (when he retires).
An English bowler has a career average under 25 (ditto).
A Pakistani pleads guilty.
posted on 28/5/12
I think I was lbw there actually mr umpire.
posted on 28/5/12
I definitely hit it
No, that's ok, I don't mind that it was a sub fielder.
posted on 28/5/12
i'd rather be a pomm than any other nationality
posted on 28/5/12
G'day mate - yeah look, I know we're getting thamped in this game, but I thought I'd turn up and cheer the boys on anyway.
posted on 28/5/12
Australian fans cheering ( if there is any left in the ground that is) after about 50 overs of the first day, in Australia, playing Enggeerrlluunndd
posted on 28/5/12
The sound of a cricket ball hitting the stumps, bowled by Mitch Johnson, in Australia, playing Enggeerrlluunndd
posted on 28/5/12
Shane Warne."Buchanan was the greatest coach I ever played under"
posted on 28/5/12
Somebody shouting out " Good Captaincy Ricky" playing against England, anywhere in the world
posted on 28/5/12
Andy Simmons dropping his Australian passport on the desk
Found this on wikipedia - Andrew Symonds (born 9 June 1975, Birmingham, England) is a former Australian cricket team all-rounder
posted on 28/5/12
Kevin Pietersen: " yeah I can't play left arm spin bowling"
posted on 28/5/12
"What a lovely forward defensive stroke by Sehwag"
"That`s a huge straight 6 from Trott"
Indian fan - "Sachin is out but I think I`ll stay for the rest of the game"
KP - "Nick Knight, bloody nice bloke"
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