RIP Tranny fred

Fred's a tranny?

Bet he looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister

2 goals Solanke for England U21s

comment by 1maneontherun (U4291)
posted 13 hours, 22 minutes ago
RIP Tranny fred
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It snowed.

Gotta dust off the auld snow shovel

Where did you find it?

The snow shovels are no problem. Got them. It's my scrapers for the car windows that I can't find. And most of my warm clothes.

Been too busy having Alexa turn things on and off to do a proper unpack since I moved

Alexa

It's been like 2 months now I think

You leave Alexa alone, she's awesome.

Got a few smart thermostats on the way to me. Got built in echo speakers so I can have Alexa in more rooms.

Might change her name to 'computer' though.

Computer, temperature up, play some slayer and turn down the lights.

Awesome!!!!

She annoys me sometimes. Ask her to play something and the bltch picks an instrumental version.

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Alexa, filter rap.

Don't like the idea of being constantly recorded in my own home, but then I use fingerprint security on my phone so at least some of my biometrics are already out there in a cloud somewhere

But it's soooooo cool! I'm replacing all the light switches. Gonna be able to get the house to dim the lights. turn on the electric fire and play some Barry white soon, with one word.

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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 16 minutes ago
But it's soooooo cool! I'm replacing all the light switches. Gonna be able to get the house to dim the lights. turn on the electric fire and play some Barry white soon, with one word.
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Until someone hacks it and play's M*tths vids on repeat, also you now have to call Alex 'The Carrick Fan'

As long as it's this one, I'd have no issue with that

https://youtu.be/b8awnuOPTCQ

You can't go wrong with Barry White.

Mans voice seeping through the speakers and panties disintegrate right before your eyes.

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 13 minutes ago
As long as it's this one, I'd have no issue with that

https://youtu.be/b8awnuOPTCQ

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Lmao

comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 13 minutes ago
You can't go wrong with Barry White.

Mans voice seeping through the speakers and panties disintegrate right before your eyes.
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I’m out with 3 ho’s tonight all ex colleagues under 30 best get back to theirs and get bazza white on ffs

comment by Gaffer Pranks 🏆🏆 (U6283)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 13 minutes ago
You can't go wrong with Barry White.

Mans voice seeping through the speakers and panties disintegrate right before your eyes.
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I’m out with 3 ho’s tonight all ex colleagues under 30best get back to theirs and get bazza white on ffs
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Just keep singing it to them all night.

Aren't you like 62. Disgusting. They could be your daughters.

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comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 5 minutes ago
Aren't you like 62. Disgusting. They could be your daughters.
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Early 40’s ffs

Looking mid 30’s and like a fackin athlete