1. 10 teams in 1 Dream League Cup Competition - what format works best?
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2 Groups of 5 - play home & away?
Top 2 in each group go into semi finals - then final

2. Which shirt colour/style combination(s) should never be seen on a football shirt?
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Red and Green should never be seen

3. With 3 wins from 5 for Tatung - has Leiva proved that he's still got it?
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The geezer knows his business – My Main G always delivers

4. Who do you think will finish top 4 in the Premier League this season?
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City,Spurs,Arsenal,Liverpool

1. In 7 seasons (including a couple of reboots) I've not won a thing . How much would LRF have won in 7 seasons as a league runner?

Leffy even fixing it for himself would still have managed to screw it up….a big fat zero

2. No one has won a League and Cup Double since Tippy in the first ever season. What magical recipe did Tippy have that season?

2. He wasn’t up against the Spartans back then, so blatant luck

3. Tino has a thing for mature Italian players - what's you favourite mature thing? (this can be your second most favourite, Tino )

A nice bottle of Merlot

4. Who do you think will finish in the bottom 3 of the Premier League this season?

Sunderland, Albion, Hull

1. Having sold Fekir to Wellington and Pjaca to Juventus, are Fishguard Sports a 'selling club'?

They’re like our version of Crewe

2. LC is going on his holidays - what would you like him to bring back for you?

A nice eastern European au-pair

3. Fan & LSTD have had a mildly heated debate about the balance of LSTD's midfield. How much balance on a scale of 1-10 does Fan have after a night on the lash?

After a pint or two he has all the balance of Welbeck at full pace

4. With Willy's likely departure from the league - who/if anyone do we replace him with?

Rap

1. There was a sighting of Lubo on LSTD's League earlier this week. Following the worst reversal of deals in Dream League history, would you employ Lubo as your accountant?

Yes, can’t be no worse than Arry Redknapps dog

2. The Dream League Cup will be starting shortly - should we give it a name?

The cup of dreams

3. How seriously will you be taking the cup?

Whats the prize money like?


4. LRF asked to join the Dream League this week. I politely rejected his approach. Am I cruel Barsteward or did he need putting down?

You are a barsteward but not for that reason

1. Keeping Up Apperances or Goodnight Sweetheart?

goodnight sweetheart

2. The Crystal Maze or Krypton Factor?

Crystal Maze

3. Alien or Aliens?

Alien

4. Terminator or Terminator 2?

Terminator 2

1. Generation Game or Big Break?
Big break

2. Snickers or Marathon?
marathon

2. Sarah Greene or Carol Smillie?

3. Carol Smilie

4. Byker Grove or Grange Hill?

Grange Hill

1. Beano or Dandy?
dandy
2.
2. Beef, or Chicken, or Vegetarian?
beef
3.
3. Tom Jones or Rod Stewart?
Rod Stewart

4. 4. Horror, Thriller or Comedy?
Thriller

1. Have legs as long as your fingers? Or have fingers as long as your legs?

fingers as long as ones legs

2. Be 4’5"? Or be 7’7"?

7'7

3. Speak any language fluently? Or be able to talk to animals?

Talk to animals

4. Only be able to whisper? Or only be able to shout?

Whsiper

1. Favourite subject at school?

History

2. Least favourite subject at school?

Geography

3. Favourite teacher at school?

Mr Broadbent – our PE teacher

4. Least favourite teacher at school?

Mr Forder – a right and he taught Art – that’s not even a lesson really

1. A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

Alright geez, (he’s a cockney) we’re family

2. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?

(milf) hunter

3. What was the last gift you gave someone?

Not really a gift but I did by wifey a Pork Sarnie on Saturday


4. You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?

I’d “lend” it to West Midlands Safari Park

1. What is the last book you read?
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Hooligan – By Eddy Brimson
https://www.amazon.com/Hooligan-Mainstream-Sport-Eddy-Brimson/dp/1840180838
2.


2. You are invited to a large cocktail party at a country club. When you arrive, the room where the party is being held is already over half full of people. How do they react to you when you enter the room?
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blatant indifference


3. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
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Hugh Heffner


4. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
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He may be a but you get used to him

1. What is the last book you read?
Bolivar

2. You are invited to a large cocktail party at a country club. When you arrive, the room where the party is being held is already over half full of people. How do they react to you when you enter the room?
No one notices

3. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Roman Abramovic

4. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Special One

1. If you could choose just one thing to change about the world, what would it be?
The Scottish weather, fck world peace

2. If money cannot buy happiness, can you ever be truly happy with no money?
No

3. If lying is wrong, are white lies okay?
Depends what it is, the odd white lie is cool

4. Where is the line between insanity and creativity?
I honestly don't know, can you be creatively insane?

1. Square is so outdated I'd like to make the world round
2. Money can't buy happiness but it can make a lot of stresses disappear
3. To save someone from hurt or discomfort then yes
4. Right there next to stupidly brave

1. If you could choose just one thing to change about the world, what would it be?
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I would make me rich.


2. If money cannot buy happiness, can you ever be truly happy with no money?
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Well yes, but it's easier to be happy with money as there's less stress.



3. If lying is wrong, are white lies okay?
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Of course, they're kind really.



4. Where is the line between insanity and creativity?
_____________________

LRF

1. If you could choose just one thing to change about the world, what would it be?
Famine.

2. If money cannot buy happiness, can you ever be truly happy with no money?
No.

3. If lying is wrong, are white lies okay?
Racist.

4. Where is the line between insanity and creativity?
They are one and the same

1. If you could choose just one thing to change about the world, what would it be?
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All of the missing Doctor Who episodes from the 1960s to be found

2. If money cannot buy happiness, can you ever be truly happy with no money?
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Money buys doctor who DVDs

3. If lying is wrong, are white lies okay?
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What Tino said!

4. Where is the line between insanity and creativity?
I'm not creative nor insane but if it ever happens I'll be sure to let you know!

1. If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?

The Patriarch

2. When was the last time you tried something new?

Every day.

3. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

you'd need too much lemon to make lemon juice, the artificial flavouring stops it being too bitter

4. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

I don't believe either of those things...

1. If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?

Possession is nine tenths of the law

2. When was the last time you tried something new?

hhhhmmm I'm not sure

3. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

articial flavourings make the drink more palatable - proper lemon juice is needed as the acidity is what helps the cleaning process (I think)

4. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

I can't count to a billion so it's easier to just accept it.

1. If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?

The Peacock

2. When was the last time you tried something new?

currently trying out a new shampoo, i'll update in the weeks to come

3. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

science

4. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

peepul r dum

1. If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?

Never ending conundrum

2. When was the last time you tried something new?

My private life should remain private

3. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Is squeezy really made with lemons or just the lemon smelling one?

4. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Most people south of the border would lick it

1. If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?
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You can't own an egg, man.


2. When was the last time you tried something new?
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This PC


3. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Because of health and safety in the lemon making factory?


4. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
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I don't really tend to think too hard about either thing personally as it's just a time waster

1. If you could choose just one thing to change about the world, what would it be?
Id flip it upside down for the giggles.

2. If money cannot buy happiness, can you ever be truly happy with no money?
Nope

3. If lying is wrong, are white lies okay?
White privilege always prevails

4. Where is the line between insanity and creativity?
Right about there

1. If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?
Rainbow Chicken

2. When was the last time you tried something new?
5mins ago

3. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
....im stealing this joke

4. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
A) Because you can really count the stars so you just assume that it's right whereas with the paint, you can physically feel is its wet or not and slap the chit out of that person for making you look stupid.

1. If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?
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The hotel used to have Wild Peacocks in the grounds they got moved on for annoying the neighbours

2. When was the last time you tried something new?
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Tea with no sugar - I didn't like it


3. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why did I ask this question?

4. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
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I normally get stuff like this on my jacket etc