1. Are humans getting better through the generations?
No
2. How will the apocalypse look like?
Dunno, wont be around to check it out

3. What’s the single most important issue the world needs to address?
Gravy

4. If you could advise your younger self, what would you say?

When you meet a girl called Heather, stay the fck away from her

1. Are humans getting better through the generations?
Hell no

2. How will the apocalypse look like?
At the end, you probably don’t hear anything, everything just goes black

3. What’s the single most important issue the world needs to address?
Social economic inequality

4. If you could advise your younger self, what would you say?
A) Put everything on Leicester to win the title in 2016.

1. There was an old man from Chad.... Who.... who thought he was still a lad

2. There was a young lady from Liechtenstein.... Who.... really?

3. There was an old lady from Tonga.... Who.... who only had one bonga

4. There was a young man from Tuvalu... Who... twice?

1. There was an old man from Chad.... Who.... always had internet lag.

2. There was a young lady from Liechtenstein.... Who.... was good at a spit & shine

3. There was an old lady from Tonga.... Who.... could speak Tsonga

4. There was a young man from Tuvalu... Who...sold things of good value

1. There was an old man from Chad.... Who.... was called Brad

2. There was a young lady from Liechtenstein.... Who.... could only count to nine

3. There was an old lady from Tonga.... Who.... had a massive donger

4. There was a young man from Tuvalu... Who... likes Kalou

1. There was an old man from Chad.... Who.... only had one nad

2. There was a young lady from Liechtenstein.... Who.... you could call benign

3. There was an old lady from Tonga.... Who.... invented umbungo

4. There was a young man from Tuvalu... Who ....was forced to pay child maintenance to a girl he had never met

1. There was an old man from Chad.... Who....

wasn't feeling so glad
he fell off a ladder
and emptied his bladder
and ended up going mad


2. There was a young lady from Liechtenstein.... Who....

went to stroke a porcupine
she got his spines in her hand
from the zoo she was banned
and on her way home she trod on a mine


3. There was an old lady from Tonga.... Who....

breasts couldnt get any longer
to the floor they drooped
they hit her knees when she stooped
but her back muscles, they became stronger


4. There was a young man from Tuvalu... Who...

struggled to go for a poo
he pushed, he strained
the look on his face was pained
and his lips ended up turning blue

1. There was an old man from Helsinki.... Who.... was minky and tinky

2. There was a young lady from Singapore.... Who....got an erection and began to snore

3. There was an old lady from San Marino.... Who....had a son she called bambino

4. There was a young man from Reykjavík... Who... wasa pr7ck

1. There was an old man from Helsinki.... Who.... when will these end

2. There was a young lady from Singapore.... Who.... like seriously

3. There was an old lady from San Marino.... Who...i cannot rhyme so good.

4. There was a young man from Reykjavík... Who...pleaseeeeee

think we should each take a turn now if your running out of ideas welshy lol

Whatever gave you that idea!!

Yep happy for us to take it in turns

1. There was an old man from Chad.... Who.... never me his dad

2. There was a young lady from Liechtenstein.... Who.... ran after a moustached man shouting nein

3. There was an old lady from Tonga.... Who.... practices the Conga

4. There was a young man from Tuvalu... Who ....hates Australians like you

yeah think we should and a prize for the best one!

1. Are humans getting better through the generations?
Worse

2. How will the apocalypse look like?
What will the apocalypse look like?*

3. What’s the single most important issue the world needs to address?
Religion.

4. If you could advise your younger self, what would you say?
Sign Cristiano Ronaldo on BBC 606, guys gonna be decent

comment by Fan Gillhaus 1903 (U3339)
posted 7 minutes ago
yeah think we should and a prize for the best one!
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A trophy

1. There was an old man from Helsinki.... Who.... she married Dan Marino

2. There was a young lady from Singapore.... Who....he moved like a slinky

3. There was an old lady from San Marino.... Who.... he spoke gibberish

4. There was a young man from Reykjavík... Who...he exfoliated his pores.

On behalf of Fishguard & Goodwick

1. Are humans getting better through the generations?
In some ways yes, but in others no

2. How will the apocalypse look like?
Pretty ghastly – zombie-fest with the dead rising from their graves

3. What’s the single most important issue the world needs to address?
Resources for NHS/Care Homes etc.

4. If you could advise your younger self, what would you say?
Revise at school!

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1There was an old man from Chad.... Who.... who couldn’t stop listening to the Michael Jackson song ‘Bad’.

2. There was a young lady from Liechtenstein.... Who.... made cakes that were devine.

3. There was an old lady from Tonga.... Who.... ate loads and loads of Pizza

4. There was a young man from Tuvalu... Who... accidently trod in dog poo
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1. There was an old man from Helsinki.... Who.... got a nasty wart on his winkie

2. There was a young lady from Singapore.... Who....liked to give it what for!

3. There was an old lady from San Marino.... Who....had a thing for Tino

4. There was a young man from Reykjavík... Who... made homemade bricks

1. There was an old man from Helsinki.... Who.... loved to play with his slinky

2. There was a young lady from Singapore.... Who....shut her hand in the car door

3. There was an old lady from San Marino.... Who.... loved the film Oliver & Co

4. There was a young man from Reykjavík... Who... got ice cream on his díík?

New press conference:

1. Other than footie what is your favourite sports?

2. Di needs ideas for her wedding next year can you guys help?

3. Do you think the fruity has been sabotaged to make Welshy win the league?

4. Lstd and fan are rumoured to be involved in a match fixing scandal. Have you heard anything about this and what are your thoughts?

5. Last one, who do you think is the best player in the league?

1. Other than footie what is your favourite sports?
_______________

Probably tennis for me, Federer has made me fall in love with the sport.



2. Di needs ideas for her wedding next year can you guys help?
_________________

DL themed wedding! All the tables can be a certain team, there can be balloons with Gail Platt on, Andre Wisdom and Falcao can be grooms men and Tippy can LT the whole thing!


3. Do you think the fruity has been sabotaged to make Welshy win the league?
____________

No, I think Welshy has added a bit of experience and steel to his mentality of picking out the worlds best youngsters and it's paying dividends. He's evolved, I'd say. Take note Wenger!


4. Lstd and fan are rumoured to be involved in a match fixing scandal. Have you heard anything about this and what are your thoughts?
_____________

Well I've heard the rumours, but personally if that's what they want to do, I have no problems with it. It just seems like a lot of effort to me, but personally I prefer to use a lighter anyway.



5. Last one, who do you think is the best player in the league?
________________

Mhki

1. Other than footie what is your favourite sports?
A) Short Mat Bowls

2. Di needs ideas for her wedding next year can you guys help?
A) Red Wedding

3. Do you think the fruity has been sabotaged to make Welshy win the league?
A) I definitely think someone has turned the fruity against me.

4. Lstd and fan are rumoured to be involved in a match fixing scandal. Have you heard anything about this and what are your thoughts?
A) Personally I dont care what type of sandals any of the other managers use.

5. Last one, who do you think is the best player in the league?
A) Woodburn

1. Other than footie what is your favourite sports? Rugby

2. Di needs ideas for her wedding next year can you guys help? Don't do it

3. Do you think the fruity has been sabotaged to make Welshy win the league? Not over yet

4. Lstd and fan are rumoured to be involved in a match fixing scandal. Have you heard anything about this and what are your thoughts? Yeah that's right

5. Last one, who do you think is the best player in the league? Kante

New presser:

1. Should cricket enter the Olympics?

2. What did we all make of Cristiano Ronaldo's statue?

3. Other than Brexit what in the news is getting on your tits?

4. What's your favourite movie and why?

5. James Bond, Johnny English, James Bourne or Austin Powers?

1. Other than footie what is your favourite sports? F1 and Tennis

2. Di needs ideas for her wedding next year can you guys help? Polygamy

3. Do you think the fruity has been sabotaged to make Welshy win the league? I don't think Welshy would do that.

4. Lstd and fan are rumoured to be involved in a match fixing scandal. Have you heard anything about this and what are your thoughts? I wondered why his teams always lets me win

5. Last one, who do you think is the best player in the league? Aguero, followed by Hazard, Suarez and De Bruyne.

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1. Should cricket enter the Olympics? No.

2. What did we all make of Cristiano Ronaldo's statue? Identical.

3. Other than Brexit what in the news is getting on your nips? Donald Trump. Been done to death, everyone should just go home.

4. What's your favourite movie and why? I don't have one particular favourite because i don't form attachments to anything, im a robot that lacks a great deal of emotion.

5. James Bond, Johnny English, James Bourne or Austin Powers? All of the above.