1. Doctor Who, Call the Midwife or Downton Abbey?
Doctor Who

2. Black Forest Gateau, Lemon Meringue Pie or Strawberry Cheesecake?

Strawberry Cheesecake

3. Cornflakes, Shredded Wheat or Weetabix?
Weetabix

4. Beer, Cider or Lager?
Lager

1. Name your favourite Christmas Carol
The Pogues

2. Turkey, Duck or Nut Roast?
Turkey

3. Christmas Pudding, Sherry Trifle or warmed Mince Pie with a little Cream?
Trifle

4. Morecambe & Wise, The Two Ronnies, or Ant & Dec?
The Two Ronnies

1. Soup, Pate or Prawn Cocktail - Soup

2. Lasagne, Curry or Bolognese - Bolognaise

3. Chocolate Profiteroles, Apple Pie or Lemon Tart - Apple Pie

4. Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate - Coffee

1. Soup, Pate or Prawn Cocktail - Soup

2. Lasagne, Curry or Bolognese - Curry

3. Chocolate Profiteroles, Apple Pie or Lemon Tart - Apple pie (with custard)

4. Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate - Coffee

Will do a new Press Conf tomorrow if I remember!!

Goodwick United
1. Soup, Pate or Prawn Cocktail
Soup

2. Lasagne, Curry or Bolognaise
Lasagne

3. Chocolate Profiteroles, Apple Pie or Lemon Tart
Apple Pie

4. Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate
Tea

1. Soup, Pate or Prawn Cocktail
A) Prawn Cocktail

2. Lasagne, Curry or Bolognese
A) Lasagne & Curry

3. Chocolate Profiteroles, Apple Pie or Lemon Tart
A) Chocolate Profiteroles

4. Tea, Coffee or Hot Chocolate
A) Hot Chocolate

1. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?

Its a disease apparently, don't go near people with a disease

2. how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?

Like windows, special people lick em

3. How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Sh@ggy were always on the same team?

Cos Fred is always pumpin Daphene in the Mystery Machine

4. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

When yer oot o wind and puff

1. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?

no its an addiction

2. how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?

haha I really don't know

3. How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Sh@ggy were always on the same team?

didn't they have something going on?, Selma and Scooby that is

4. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

you cant

1. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?

A) Yes and the only treatment is suicide.

2. how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?

A) You telling me you've never tasted a rainbow before?
You should try some skittles to get an idea

3. How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Sh@ggy were always on the same team?

A) Cos Fred felt like Scooby and Sh@ggy needed some alone time to smash.

4. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
A) You get pished.

Fishguard

1. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?

More therapy

2. how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?

I don't know - maybe I should apply for the job!

3. How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Sh@ggy were always on the same team?

double headed coin flip

4. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

You just know!!!

Goodwick

1. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?

A lie down in a darkened room!

2. how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?

That's for them to know and us to find out!!

3. How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Sh@ggy were always on the same team?

Fred always got to pick first

4. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

When you're just not hitting that note!!

1. If you could only speak one word today, what would you say?
A) Whatever

2. What always makes you laugh?
A) Me imagining scenarios that will never happen.

3. What historical figure would you most like to meet?
A) MC Hammer

4. If you could ask one person one question who would it be and what would you ask?
A) God and I'll ask "Why God?"

Hmmm can I answer these as one for Fishguard/Goodwick? Otherwise I'm just writing different answers

1. If you could only speak one word today, what would you say?
Tea!

2. What always makes you laugh?
Good old classic British comedy - Fawlty Towers etc.

3. What historical figure would you most like to meet?
Henry 8th - if he couldn't get me laid I don't know who would!!

4. If you could ask one person one question who would it be and what would you ask?
Tom Baker (Aka the 4th Doctor Who) - would you like a Jelly Baby?

1. If you could only speak one word today, what would you say?
haggis

2. What always makes you laugh?
Watching my mate trying to pull

3. What historical figure would you most like to meet?
Hitler

4. If you could ask one person one question who would it be and what would you ask?
Liz Hurley - Do you take it up the bottom you posh bint?

Hi Fan - there's actually an even more recent press conf. mate

don't see it

I do sorry

it's on the article itself no ones completed it yet - just posted today

1. If you could abolish one piece of modern technology, what would it be and why?
Technology will always evolve, we just gotta roll with it

2. If you could change one event from history, what would it be?
The Holocaust, but after meeting Hitler in my last PC am sure I could persuade him

3. If you could master one skill you don’t have right now, what would it be?
wnking with my left hand

4. If you could take only three items with you to a deserted island, what would they be?
Margot Robbie, baby oil and water

1. If you could abolish one piece of modern technology, what would it be and why?

The Apple Watch.

2. If you could change one event from history, what would it be?

Colonisation of the Middle East and Africa.

3. If you could master one skill you don’t have right now, what would it be?

Spontaneous combustion

4. If you could take only three items with you to a deserted island, what would they be?

Sun cream, rum and an iPad

1. If you could abolish one piece of modern technology, what would it be and why?
A) Phones

2. If you could change one event from history, what would it be?
A) Birth of Jesus

3. If you could master one skill you don’t have right now, what would it be?
A) Ninjitsu

4. If you could take only three items with you to a deserted island, what would they be?
A) Nathalie Emmanuel, alcohol & weed

Fishguard/Goodwick

1. If you could abolish one piece of modern technology, what would it be and why?
Any form of robots just incase they take over the world like in Terminator

2. If you could change one event from history, what would it be?
Holocaust

3. If you could master one skill you don’t have right now, what would it be?
Juggling!

4. If you could take only three items with you to a deserted island, what would they be?
Doctor Who DVDs, Doctor Who CDs and Doctor Who books!

1. If you could abolish one piece of modern technology, what would it be and why?
The mobile phone. For phoning they're great. But kids are on them 24/7.

2. If you could change one event from history, what would it be?
WW1 and WW2.

3. If you could master one skill you don’t have right now, what would it be?
Managing to do keepy uppy's with a football.

4. If you could take only three items with you to a deserted island, what would they be?
Barrel of Stella, my partner and a hurd of cows!

1. Name your favourite Christmas Carol
Vordeemam

2. Turkey, Duck or Nut Roast?
Duck, i guess

3. Christmas Pudding, Sherry Trifle or warmed Mince Pie with a little Cream?
Jelly n ice cream

4. Morecambe & Wise, The Two Ronnies, or Ant & Dec?
Two Ronnies