What do you get if you fu k the queen and prince philip at the same time?

Found dead in a french tunnel.

comment by Ed, Edd and Edouard (U12969)
posted 3 hours, 3 minutes ago
What do you get if you fu k the queen and prince philip at the same time?

Found dead in a french tunnel.
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Oooooft!

How do you get a fat bird into bed?



Piece of cake!

Magnum (U16400)
posted 6 hours, 49 minutes ago

comment by Leon💀 (U3432)
posted 3 hours, 20 minutes ago
my local chinese takeaway went on fire, poor chef had to jump from a 1st storey window, on a freezing cold night.



apparently there was a nip in the air.
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Hmmm...would need to be a Japanese restaurant for that joke to really work.

You're a disgrace to racists everywhere.




sorry, it was a japanese takeaway




itchee arso

Is this the most non PC thread in recent times?

Heed that joke was bowfin btw.

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 31 minutes ago


Is this the most non PC thread in recent times?

Heed that joke was bowfin btw.





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It’s the a tell em! 😂👍

*way a

Naw it's no.

If John Betjamen or Richard Burton read it - it's still bowfin.