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comment by An s&m Lauders (U9757)
posted 24 minutes ago
Indeed. I'm having a rum. Got her some schloer. What a lad
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You shouldn't have given her your schloer in the first place.

Teach you for sending that picture of her tuppence at 40 days into lockdown

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comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this serious... (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 20 seconds ago
Teach you for sending that picture of her tuppence at 40 days into lockdown
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Ffs I thought he’d bought a canoe
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Hahahahahaha.

Gone mining

comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 20 seconds ago
Teach you for sending that picture of her tuppence at 40 days into lockdown
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Ffs I thought he’d bought a canoe
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comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by An s&m Lauders (U9757)
posted 44 seconds ago
If it's a paddy or ginger I'll fire the wean right back up her.
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You assuming you’re the birth partner
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Or the father.

comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 20 seconds ago
Teach you for sending that picture of her tuppence at 40 days into lockdown
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Ffs I thought he’d bought a canoe
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He's always sticking his oar in to be fair.

Pregnant women are great fun.

Great big booobs. Always lubricated. And hormonal messes.

Like living with a sexy honey-badger.

Sexier.

She was angry before she was up the duff. Bricking it

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If your lucky and the episiotomy is severe, you end up with one huge superhole to wallow around in.

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comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by An s&m Lauders (U9757)
posted 4 minutes ago
She was angry before she was up the duff. Bricking it
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You might be lucky wummin like mental things when pregnant
That mad bastirt are raw totties during both ffs
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She a tim?

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Tim burds are great rides once they realise there's no guilt for having multiple orgasims...iirc.

I love pumping tims

No se x before marriage aye? Boof

comment by An s&m Lauders (U9757)
posted less than a minute ago
I love pumping tims

No se x before marriage aye? Boof

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The women aren't bad either.

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comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 35 minutes ago
Pregnant women are great fun.

Great big booobs. Always lubricated. And hormonal messes.

Like living with a sexy honey-badger.

Sexier.
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Pregnant wummin meant to be real horny, but never gave me a blowie on the bus?😫


Ohhh, your partner?😳

comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 7 minutes ago
Tim burds are great rides once they realise there's no guilt for having multiple orgasims...iirc.
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Stop raising the bar.

comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 7 minutes ago
Tim burds are great rides once they realise there's no guilt for having multiple orgasims...iirc.
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Your memory is better than mine, Ath👍😉

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comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by atheist (U2783)
posted 7 minutes ago
Tim burds are great rides once they realise there's no guilt for having multiple orgasims...iirc.
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Stop raising the bar.
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How do you know a tim lass is having multip!e org@sms?

She drops her chips😜