Up the owls!!
Kit the Dundee U's are going to relegate
Also please join the bin puns above
comment by Pun - Inventor of CassaBitzer© (U21588)
posted about 19 hours ago
They should have been allowed to keep it as a Tolkien gesture
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There's still time for the U's to get out of that hole. Stay positive.
I spent ages trying to think of a decent bin pun.
Turns out, they were all rubbish.
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 4 minutes ago
I spent ages trying to think of a decent bin pun.
Turns out, they were all rubbish.
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I refuse to believe that.
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
I spent ages trying to think of a decent bin pun.
Turns out, they were all rubbish.
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Same here with my puns about going greener by not having as many showers. Water waste that was!
Excellent work lads and lady
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 55 minutes ago
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
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Not fair to keep you weighting.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Everything looking good - not taking anything for granted though. How are you?
All good was ill yesterday but puns are all the medicine one needs
My friend unfortunately passed away when we couldn't remember his blood type.
His last words to us were, "Be positive!"
A man in a cemetery sees a couple laughing over the tomb of a famous boxer
A bit taken back by the inappropriateness, the man approaches the couple who point to the boxer's epitaph:
"You can stop counting, I'm not getting up"
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 26 minutes ago
A man in a cemetery sees a couple laughing over the tomb of a famous boxer
A bit taken back by the inappropriateness, the man approaches the couple who point to the boxer's epitaph:
"You can stop counting, I'm not getting up"
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All good. Speaking of Owls, they have actual cafes with owls in Japan ffs. i didn't go to one but wtf?!?!
They have a cat island as well. Would love to go to that.
Or just Japan in general!
Owls and cats ? Who'd a thunk it.
I see the mighty owls achieved a victory despite a red card at the weekend
Triumph over adversity Pun
Did you sit back and counter against all the odds?
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posted on 5/2/23
Up the owls!!
Kit the Dundee U's are going to relegate
Also please join the bin puns above
posted on 5/2/23
comment by Pun - Inventor of CassaBitzer© (U21588)
posted about 19 hours ago
They should have been allowed to keep it as a Tolkien gesture
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posted on 5/2/23
There's still time for the U's to get out of that hole. Stay positive.
posted on 5/2/23
I spent ages trying to think of a decent bin pun.
Turns out, they were all rubbish.
posted on 5/2/23
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 4 minutes ago
I spent ages trying to think of a decent bin pun.
Turns out, they were all rubbish.
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I refuse to believe that.
posted on 5/2/23
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
I spent ages trying to think of a decent bin pun.
Turns out, they were all rubbish.
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Same here with my puns about going greener by not having as many showers. Water waste that was!
posted on 5/2/23
Excellent work lads and lady
posted on 15/2/23
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
posted on 16/2/23
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 55 minutes ago
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
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Not fair to keep you weighting.
posted on 22/2/23
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
posted on 22/2/23
Hi Kit
posted on 22/2/23
Hi Pun
posted on 22/2/23
How is the owl life?
posted on 22/2/23
Everything looking good - not taking anything for granted though. How are you?
posted on 22/2/23
All good was ill yesterday but puns are all the medicine one needs
posted on 24/2/23
My friend unfortunately passed away when we couldn't remember his blood type.
His last words to us were, "Be positive!"
posted on 28/2/23
A man in a cemetery sees a couple laughing over the tomb of a famous boxer
A bit taken back by the inappropriateness, the man approaches the couple who point to the boxer's epitaph:
"You can stop counting, I'm not getting up"
posted on 28/2/23
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 26 minutes ago
A man in a cemetery sees a couple laughing over the tomb of a famous boxer
A bit taken back by the inappropriateness, the man approaches the couple who point to the boxer's epitaph:
"You can stop counting, I'm not getting up"
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posted on 15/3/23
How are we punning lads
posted on 15/3/23
All good. Speaking of Owls, they have actual cafes with owls in Japan ffs. i didn't go to one but wtf?!?!
posted on 15/3/23
They have a cat island as well. Would love to go to that.
Or just Japan in general!
posted on 16/3/23
Owls and cats ? Who'd a thunk it.
posted on 16/3/23
I see the mighty owls achieved a victory despite a red card at the weekend
posted on 16/3/23
Triumph over adversity Pun
posted on 16/3/23
Did you sit back and counter against all the odds?
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