^^ sorry, no puns in that.
Hi Kit
Just a bad day at the office, the mighty owls will return stronger
Dundee U's are off the bottom for now after a fantastic warrior-like win away from home
No puns in my comment either
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted on 5/2/23
There's still time for the U's to get out of that hole. Stay positive.
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Hi Pun, I am usually optimistic - but it's hard going at the moment.
Well done to the U's - I said they could do it ^^
Yess kit
However it's only 1 game before the split and they'll need to beat the teams around them. Squeaky Pun time
Who are the 4 one-star bandit caants?
Show yourselves you right hand pleasurers
A Cowboy was told that if he sprinkled gunpowder on his breakfast, he'd live to a ripe old age
So he did this religiously, every morning.
He lived to the ripe old age of 96.
He left behind 8 Children, 24 Grandchildren and 60 Great Grandchildren, as well as a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium
Ding fights back against Nepo!!
Cmon there must be some chess fans here.
Just me? Ok
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
Ding fights back against Nepo!!
Cmon there must be some chess fans here.
Just me? Ok
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check you out mate.
Used to play chess a lot, lost my job tho and had to pawn the pieces.
Chess puns
Who hasn't chat up a woman by asking if she wants to research your mating techniques
THE COMEBACK TO END ALL COMEBACKS
My IT admin says I can't use "beef stew" as a password...
He says it isn't Stroganoff.
One Saturday morning at three,
A cheesemonger’s shop in Paree,
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de brie.
Rolf Harris being cremated. The only ashes the Aussies dont want back
I'm a bit sensitive to paedo puns, so it dingo down all that well with me.
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 10 hours, 36 minutes ago
I'm a bit sensitive to paedo puns, so it dingo down all that well with me.
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Aussie what you did there
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posted on 15/4/23
^^ sorry, no puns in that.
posted on 15/4/23
Hi Kit
Just a bad day at the office, the mighty owls will return stronger
Dundee U's are off the bottom for now after a fantastic warrior-like win away from home
posted on 15/4/23
No puns in my comment either
posted on 15/4/23
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted on 5/2/23
There's still time for the U's to get out of that hole. Stay positive.
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posted on 15/4/23
Hi Pun, I am usually optimistic - but it's hard going at the moment.
Well done to the U's - I said they could do it ^^
posted on 15/4/23
Yess kit
However it's only 1 game before the split and they'll need to beat the teams around them. Squeaky Pun time
posted on 22/4/23
Who are the 4 one-star bandit caants?
Show yourselves you right hand pleasurers
posted on 24/4/23
A Cowboy was told that if he sprinkled gunpowder on his breakfast, he'd live to a ripe old age
So he did this religiously, every morning.
He lived to the ripe old age of 96.
He left behind 8 Children, 24 Grandchildren and 60 Great Grandchildren, as well as a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium
posted on 24/4/23
posted on 26/4/23
Ding fights back against Nepo!!
Cmon there must be some chess fans here.
Just me? Ok
posted on 26/4/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
Ding fights back against Nepo!!
Cmon there must be some chess fans here.
Just me? Ok
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check you out mate.
Used to play chess a lot, lost my job tho and had to pawn the pieces.
posted on 26/4/23
Chess puns
Who hasn't chat up a woman by asking if she wants to research your mating techniques
posted on 16/5/23
Wtf Kit
Baba Yaga
posted on 16/5/23
- love to make you laugh
posted on 16/5/23
posted on 18/5/23
UP THE OWLS MASSIV
posted on 18/5/23
THE COMEBACK TO END ALL COMEBACKS
posted on 19/5/23
My IT admin says I can't use "beef stew" as a password...
He says it isn't Stroganoff.
posted on 19/5/23
One Saturday morning at three,
A cheesemonger’s shop in Paree,
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de brie.
posted on 19/5/23
Yes bestof
posted on 24/5/23
Rolf Harris being cremated. The only ashes the Aussies dont want back
posted on 24/5/23
That's koality
posted on 24/5/23
I'm a bit sensitive to paedo puns, so it dingo down all that well with me.
posted on 24/5/23
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 10 hours, 36 minutes ago
I'm a bit sensitive to paedo puns, so it dingo down all that well with me.
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Aussie what you did there
posted on 24/5/23
You cannot be Syria’s
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