Kate McCann telling people to stay at home with loved ones is a bit ironic, what if I’m in the mood for some tapas

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comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 15 minutes ago
It was a fackin nightmare
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Sounds it.

Hope you got a weeks worth.

Ok, going for my stroll.

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted about 2 hours ago
So went to a big Tesco.
Pull up, fairly busy but they’re distancing everyone
The queue is thirty deep at 2m distances
People arriving and walk towards queue but get there by walking adjacent to the distancing queue about a metre apart coz they’re too fackin stupid to go roundpointless

As were going in the staff are explaining things
Then we enter.
A 7ft beard is standing there as you go in welcoming everyone but not 2m away
At this point I’m already fackin raging a bit.
First third of the shopping goes ok as they’ve spaced out the enterers (not a word) quite well (apart from Giant Haystacks)
Notice the crime scene tape on the floor in some aisles so stick to our little box where poss( tbf they need a bloody line of it down the middle as well as depending on where other shoppers are you have to give way.

Then I notice a couple who haven’t got a fackin clue and are just walking around like Mr and Mrs Tesco
Then a lone dozy looking bloke is also just farting about where he likes
Avoided those two sets of caants by changing aisle
A lot of folks are giving way and smiling
Dozy caant turns up again just walks the entire fackin aisle past us and we’ll at this point she’s telling me to calm down
Get to the till. Sort of.
Staff telling you to stay behind lines etc

We’re allowed to load our shopping on
One woman in front then proceeds to take a good ten mins to faff about saying the £45 contactless thing is everywhere now (it isn’t yet, Wednesday I believe) as she doesn’t know
Her
Fackin
Pin
Number

At this point I’m putting our shopping back in our trolley so she tells me to go back to the car
I calm down.
I hear a staff member behind me say ‘excuse me can you stand behind the line?’ I turn round and some fackin joop stinking millennial is within a metre of us
You dumb fackin div caant
Girl in front still ain’t fackin left either
She goes to leave and we spot her bag falling and the missus shouts ‘your eggs!’ And the woman catches them in time .
We bag up and get the Fack out of there
Well, as we get back to the entrance were walking 2m behind another shopper is leaving, as we leave the shop two fat security guards just waltz into the gap we’ve madeso we hang back then leave .

Said she’s doing the shop on her own from now on

Tl dr

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Some woman in Tesco told me to keep 2 metres apart and I said I’m alright, I’ve already had coronavirus and she ran away swiftly

I would have killed you with a tin of beans to the face

Sizz enjoy

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted about a minute ago
I would have killed you with a tin of beans to the face
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If I can fack someone off I’ll do it, it brings me joy

Tesco staff were getting right up themselves letting people in like they were saving the world.
Seriously get back in your box Karen, you’re still a shelf stacker, not a medic.

you’ll get stabbed soon sann

Leave Karen alone tho

Daily Mail posted a 65 year old died with no underlying health conditions.

Just leaving out the fact she’s an obese land whale.

But obesity isn’t an illness

i was saying this about a few people I know who already have breathing problems because of being overweight so I knew they would be at risk big time

It’s the Doctors dying that is worrying me more

Sann

Babe

Had a readback
Tesco sanded fan

Don’t even
At least I ain’t gotta do that again!
Choo up to? Do you teach on Sundays?

Can you not order online and collect?

Aye, just the 3 classes on Sunday. Clocks gan forward meant I got a lie in as China dont do daylight savin'.
Had a lingo class myself afterwards. Toing and froing with the chat today
Long way to go though.

Been aaat for a walk with Miss Rapt, rocked the casbah, and nah I am in the den

Doing well sann, finally saw the missus after she let you out the tower.

Id stay up ere 24/7 if I could. Leave some grub and cartons on the stairs

Had some face time with my famo as well.

Like my brother who is treated like a pet by his wife
Sits in his games room and gets fed, watered and a bit of affection three times a day.

Fackin Uber have tucked me roite up on those Pizzas. Caaants. 30 fackin' Euros!

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted about a minute ago
Like my brother who is treated like a pet by his wife
Sits in his games room and gets fed, watered and a bit of affection three times a day.
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She kinda lets me get on with it. My excuse is all my gear, belongings etc are up ere. The flat doesnt feel like home really. It's her childhood home. Bedroom has a bit of me in it but not much.