Blue/Jukey, I once smashed a copper. I wasn't even drunk I dunno how I ever got away with it. It was in my village n all. My mate was heartbroken and steaming and he was acting the bollix trying to pull down these gates, long story short cop arrived on his own and attempted to arrest both of us and it got a bit physical and I lashed out. That was 12 years ago

"Blue, if that Parrot could have spoken he would have grassed you up ASAP"



Unfortunately we had someone who did grass us up. Thats why we were all waiting to get shouted at

Juke, I didn't even know what religion was until the first of my Maws "victims" sons kicked me about the street

Drink played a major part of my younger years, QC sherry and special brew, gods water

Barry fair do's.

We just ran away from ours

I think the best prankie we ever done was on our way back up from a school trip from Alton Towers. We stopped at Southwaite services, just outside Carlisle, and we reverse charged a call to a randomer in Kilmarnock. We told them that they had to be at the Park Hotel within 15 minutes, or else they wouldn't receive their prize, you should have heard the panic

Blue I knew it! Parrots, the birds supergrasses

My mum badgered me for years to go to Sunday school but It was all the squares that went there so I had one of it.

Never got christened either so when my pal named me godfather to his bairn the church wouldn't have it so had to pass up on that

Blue.. Check the prank I just posted as a new article a few mins ago...

"Blue I knew it! Parrots, the birds supergrasses"

Not at all. Just a wee fat boy that I pushed over a hedge before the mint throwing incident

Piff, my mum would go.mental if I swore. Non of my siblings dare to swear in front of her

Rab Corbett is good for prank calls.

juke

Barry mine is 5ft nothing, massive hands with thumbs that can crush an unopened can of beans, genetically built to cause pain

My siblings all passed on unfortunately leaving the sole recipient of her skills

As you said, there is nothing I would change, not a head thumping minute

Jukey, I was terrified for weeks afterwards. I was waiting for him to come knocking. I was more scared of my folks reaction to be honest. I don't know what came over me but I remember just thumping his chin as hard as I could then we both l legged it!

Anyway I'm off. Later lads.

Night blue. I'm offski too, got a busy day ahead of me tomorrow so should've been in my bed hours ago but like a dram too much

Piff, my mum is tiny she is actually an inch or two under 5ft and she ruled the roost, my Da is still afraid of her having said that she has a great sense of humour and would mock the priests and our neighbours but she always stuck by her beliefs between right and wrong.


I'm away gnight lads

Blue be lucky

Juke and Barry, thanks for the banter, stay safe