I'm not chasing you Igor .....
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 2 minutes ago
I'm not chasing you Igor .....
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I've already bolted pal, Shergar couldn't catch me now.
Yep got distracted when I was thinking of it but eventually got back on track
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!”
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
Heard it but I shall give you
What you been up to today kitten?
Not much this morning Pun. Household chores.
Looking for crap to put on ebay
Going to exercise class at 4pm.
You?
Sold a radio I thought was of no value for £40
Local facebook groups are the best place to sell stuff.
that's good. I'm not on facebook.
Get on facebook you heathen
Nah, too many idiots on it . . .
I should ban you for that
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I should ban you for that
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Oh no . . .
Casino is on TV now. It's just loads of Forzas
Racist. I should ban you for that
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I'm not chasing you Igor .....
posted on 8/10/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 2 minutes ago
I'm not chasing you Igor .....
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I've already bolted pal, Shergar couldn't catch me now.
posted on 8/10/20
Igor you crazy or Usain?
posted on 8/10/20
Like
posted on 8/10/20
I'm proud of that one
posted on 8/10/20
Jamaica up yourself?
posted on 8/10/20
Yep got distracted when I was thinking of it but eventually got back on track
posted on 9/10/20
.... and all that
posted on 9/10/20
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!”
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
posted on 9/10/20
Heard it but I shall give you
posted on 9/10/20
Ta
posted on 9/10/20
What you been up to today kitten?
posted on 9/10/20
Not much this morning Pun. Household chores.
Looking for crap to put on ebay
Going to exercise class at 4pm.
You?
posted on 9/10/20
Sold a radio I thought was of no value for £40
Local facebook groups are the best place to sell stuff.
posted on 9/10/20
that's good. I'm not on facebook.
posted on 9/10/20
Get on facebook you heathen
posted on 9/10/20
Nah, too many idiots on it . . .
posted on 9/10/20
I should ban you for that
posted on 9/10/20
n’all tha
posted on 9/10/20
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I should ban you for that
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Oh no . . .
posted on 9/10/20
Casino is on TV now. It's just loads of Forzas
posted on 9/10/20
Racist. I should ban you for that
posted on 9/10/20
I HAVE THE POWER!!
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