Wow you two are really waxing lyrical about eachother today
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 minutes ago
Afternoon
What’s the best place to learn more about candles?
Wickipedia.
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That's a burning question
comment by Garry Brady (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
Wow you two are really waxing lyrical about eachother today
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What did the candle say to the match?
You light up my world
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Garry Brady (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
Wow you two are really waxing lyrical about eachother today
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What did the candle say to the match?
You light up my world
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We just make a lot of scents
Which fictional character likes candles the best?
John Wick
I’ve had loads of thoughts Roman through my head but none about candles
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted less than a minute ago
I’ve had loads of thoughts Roman through my head but none about candles
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It only takes a flicker.
And what have those thoughts ever done for you?
Or if you are stuck buy a box of matches.
What kind of candlestick holder can do magic?
Candelabracadabra
I've just invited the live election thread over for a pun.
This may not go well.
I'll just let this sink in.
https://ibb.co/L11WhsF
comment by Igor have you ever felt the warm embrace of a ... (U22200)
posted 25 minutes ago
I've just invited the live election thread over for a pun.
This may not go well.
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That's not a very illuminating thread
They'll see the light one day
They've Trumped you already
I will win. I'm just Biden my time
Went shopping earlier and forgot my Bovril cubes, shop owner came running out and handed me them, told him I had things on my mind and have not been myself lately
He said I should go home and take stock
Good advice because that's just knorrsense.
Went to a hypnotist the other day, he counted to 100 and said “you’re now under”
Then he said “Imagine you’re only one day old”
I said “Come on, I wasn’t born yesterday”
Then he said “if I pass you this conker, tell me what it means to you”
I said “That old Chestnut”
Then he pulled a funny face and showed me his masters degree in quantum physics
I said “You’re not as daft as you look”
Then he asked “Do you mind if I pour this lemon mousse over your head”
I said “Listen mate, don’t take me for a fool”
Can he make lemon mousse? Corsican!
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posted on 7/10/20
Wow you two are really waxing lyrical about eachother today
posted on 7/10/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 minutes ago
Afternoon
What’s the best place to learn more about candles?
Wickipedia.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's a burning question
posted on 7/10/20
comment by Garry Brady (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
Wow you two are really waxing lyrical about eachother today
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What did the candle say to the match?
You light up my world
posted on 7/10/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Garry Brady (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
Wow you two are really waxing lyrical about eachother today
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What did the candle say to the match?
You light up my world
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We just make a lot of scents
posted on 7/10/20
Slow burner this one.
posted on 7/10/20
Which fictional character likes candles the best?
John Wick
posted on 7/10/20
I’ve had loads of thoughts Roman through my head but none about candles
posted on 7/10/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted less than a minute ago
I’ve had loads of thoughts Roman through my head but none about candles
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It only takes a flicker.
posted on 7/10/20
And what have those thoughts ever done for you?
posted on 7/10/20
Or if you are stuck buy a box of matches.
posted on 7/10/20
What kind of candlestick holder can do magic?
Candelabracadabra
posted on 7/10/20
I've just invited the live election thread over for a pun.
This may not go well.
posted on 7/10/20
I'll just let this sink in.
https://ibb.co/L11WhsF
posted on 7/10/20
Don't tap people.
posted on 7/10/20
comment by Igor have you ever felt the warm embrace of a ... (U22200)
posted 25 minutes ago
I've just invited the live election thread over for a pun.
This may not go well.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That's not a very illuminating thread
posted on 7/10/20
They'll see the light one day
posted on 7/10/20
They've Trumped you already
posted on 7/10/20
I will win. I'm just Biden my time
posted on 7/10/20
Holy Joe
posted on 7/10/20
Went shopping earlier and forgot my Bovril cubes, shop owner came running out and handed me them, told him I had things on my mind and have not been myself lately
He said I should go home and take stock
posted on 7/10/20
Good advice because that's just knorrsense.
posted on 7/10/20
I love that ^^ OXO
posted on 7/10/20
Went to a hypnotist the other day, he counted to 100 and said “you’re now under”
Then he said “Imagine you’re only one day old”
I said “Come on, I wasn’t born yesterday”
Then he said “if I pass you this conker, tell me what it means to you”
I said “That old Chestnut”
Then he pulled a funny face and showed me his masters degree in quantum physics
I said “You’re not as daft as you look”
Then he asked “Do you mind if I pour this lemon mousse over your head”
I said “Listen mate, don’t take me for a fool”
posted on 7/10/20
Can he make lemon mousse? Corsican!
posted on 7/10/20
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