I'm busy packing n tha. Give me your submissions and I shall decide later.
Proverb:
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Why is the keyboard so busy?
Because it has two shifts.
How did the ATM feel at the end of a busy day?
Withdrawn.
Good looking people are always busy.
I'll tell you why later. I'm busy right now. . . .
Tell me about it, I've been busy all day
Hey good looking, whatya got cooking.
Fancy cookin up another pun for me
It’s Saturday night so I’m going to order Chinese. I’ve been sat at the screen trying to decide whether to go for pork balls or chicken balls. Haiyaaaaaa
What will I do with the leftover balls?
I might stick googley eyes on them and play small potatoes
Does anyone here watch small potatoes?
I have small potatoes, does that count?
Is that a baking programme?
It’s like X factor but with potatoes
Do all the entrants have sob stories for that authentic experience?
Nope. They’re just potatoes
Are they experts in their fields?
Movie night
Watching Bird Box for the first time.
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 32 minutes ago
Nope. They’re just potatoes
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They can still cry their eyes out
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I'm busy packing n tha. Give me your submissions and I shall decide later.
posted on 10/10/20
posted on 10/10/20
Proverb:
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
posted on 10/10/20
Why is the keyboard so busy?
Because it has two shifts.
posted on 10/10/20
How did the ATM feel at the end of a busy day?
Withdrawn.
posted on 10/10/20
Good looking people are always busy.
I'll tell you why later. I'm busy right now. . . .
posted on 10/10/20
Tell me about it, I've been busy all day
posted on 10/10/20
Hey good looking, whatya got cooking.
posted on 10/10/20
Fancy cookin up another pun for me
posted on 10/10/20
It’s Saturday night so I’m going to order Chinese. I’ve been sat at the screen trying to decide whether to go for pork balls or chicken balls. Haiyaaaaaa
posted on 10/10/20
Get both
posted on 10/10/20
What will I do with the leftover balls?
posted on 10/10/20
Admire them
posted on 10/10/20
I might stick googley eyes on them and play small potatoes
posted on 10/10/20
Does anyone here watch small potatoes?
posted on 10/10/20
I have small potatoes, does that count?
posted on 10/10/20
Is that a baking programme?
posted on 10/10/20
It’s like X factor but with potatoes
posted on 10/10/20
Do all the entrants have sob stories for that authentic experience?
posted on 10/10/20
Nope. They’re just potatoes
posted on 10/10/20
Are they experts in their fields?
posted on 10/10/20
Movie night
Watching Bird Box for the first time.
posted on 10/10/20
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 32 minutes ago
Nope. They’re just potatoes
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They can still cry their eyes out
posted on 10/10/20
n’tha
posted on 10/10/20
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