That's such a good one I don't think any counter tops it

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 27 minutes ago
That's such a good one I don't think any counter tops it


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Well, you mitre told us.

comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted about 2 hours ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 27 minutes ago
That's such a good one I don't think any counter tops it


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Well, you mitre told us.

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takes us for granite

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by WeekendOffender (U22920)
posted about 2 hours ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 27 minutes ago
That's such a good one I don't think any counter tops it


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Well, you mitre told us.

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takes us for granite
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You've all lost your marbles

What do you call a pig that knows karate ?
Pork Chop

What kind of flour do you give to an orphan? Self raising.

That escalated quickly

Accidentally glued myself to a copy of my autobiography. My wife doesn't believe me.

But that's my story and I'm sticking to it

comment by Mans with the Love for James's GUNN (U21588)
posted about 3 hours ago
Accidentally glued myself to a copy of my autobiography. My wife doesn't believe me.

But that's my story and I'm sticking to it
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My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

I said to my sheep dog, “There’s a rumor going around that you can also help with my cattle.” He replied, “That’s not what I herd.”

Acknowledged x2

I accidently got my missus lipsyl and glue stick mixed up shes not spoken to me for the last 3 days..

Acknowledged

Jeez is it Shroves Tuesday already? That's creped up on us fast hasn't it?

Vlad sat on some crackers, he was putin on the ritz.

Acknowledged fookface

comment by Mans with the Love for James's GUNN (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
Acknowledged fookface
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cheers luv

Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.
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Chortle

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.
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I hope it was 6.30 when he did thats the best time on a watch hands down

Everyone acknowledged bla bla

Only the king could remove the sword from the stone

The rest lacked Arthurization

My dad used to say to me “Pints, gallons, litres”

Which speaks volumes really.

The oil tanker crash in the North Sea is sounding more horrendous by the minute... I'd love to know what the captain was doing and who she is?